Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What if it's not a death?
Turned the old workshop into a painting studio.
Doug: Mary's told me so much about you,
Which means it's as hard as a rock.
(melancholy music playing)
(clears throat)
Which means she's not really "The Widow Bonnet," is she?
The showing's at six.
(indistinct chatter)
You're the painting instructor?
Not you, Mr. Spriggs.
Well, death is, of course,
(holding note)
My Henry's only been gone a few weeks.
Ed.
but... were you a pirate recently?
♪ ♪
♪ Miles from nowhere ♪
Evening, all!
I am sorry about Doug.
Okay, well, if any of you guys
♪ Oh yeah, but it's all right ♪
(scoffs) Trust me. I mean, just look
Sew like the wind.
♪ I'll think to that ♪
But in your absence,
Or I might keep it.
Okay, well.
Look, it's a real snake.
Stede Bonnet?
Surviving one's spouse is nature's greatest gift.
No, it's all make-believe.
Not some namby-pamby
♪ And I grope through the woods ♪
His name is Blackbeard or Captain!
Doug: Here's the pig's blood you requested.
-(gasping) -No!