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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
To Captain Stede!
(thumping)
Mary: Uh, these are all mine.
He was more scared of me than I was of him.
(all cheer)
♪ Make yourself let go ♪
We already polished twice today.
"Paintings by The Widow Bonnet."
The Widow Bonnet's undead groom.
write down your lyrics.
(body thuds)
-Mary: Oh! Oh! -Doug: Oh god.
I'll handle this!
to my patient, lovely wife.
un-abandon your family on a whim.
But I'm wondering, um, what's happening in the song?
(lively music playing)
-That's, uh, really great stuff, Ed. -Wow.
And, um, in the meantime,
That was fucking amazing.
His name is Ed.
is your expressive brushwork.
You know you're killing her, right?
He's absolutely lovely.
Say... about Doug?
Edward better watch his fuckin' step.
Yeah.
-in front of others, you know? -Roach: Yeah, yeah, no.
-There's a jungle cat! -Doug: The jungle cat!
♪ Oh yeah, to reach there ♪
So, if there's any other questions.
(exhales) "Hanging on... by a thread.
This is Doug.
Threaten me again, ever...
Murder's a natural cause.
(scoffs) Should probably change that.
or, maybe, swab the deck.
(disappointed murmurs)
(all laughing)
dreary old ship, now would it?
(Jim speaks Spanish)