Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

lfthey get married in less than a month, l'm not going.
Six months to find me an end table and she plans a wedding in four weeks.
Your father just felt me up.
''Just be careful not to eat any buckshot!''
who not only put me up, she threw this soiree in celebration of my deparure.
Your name's on the invitation, too.
Jeremy could use my key.
Then they might never have met.
l'm addicted to ''Architectural Digest''. Jeremy Fields.
l give them three months. What are you wearing?
The next night, l made the mistake oftelling Big about the poem.
Say hello to my date.
And suddenly it hit me: two people were committing to a life together
l'm offiicially out of men to fuck. l have to get married or move.
Then we should dance to it.
lt's amazing.
l want someone who's going to be with me until the end...
- Well, l'm pretty beat. - Did you want to go?
They say when you get a place of your own, someone will propose.
Everybody ready?
You missed my poem and most ofthe reception,
A week later, Miranda threw Jeremy a going-away party.
But next time, be at the door...naked.