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Am I ever?
Hey, bitch stewie, why are there no midget accountants?
For his trip to the playground this afternoon.
And I can't stand up so very good.
He sounded a little something like this:
The guy that used to bang that 70-pound witch?
Maybe I'll bump into her in 18 years.
(hard rock playing)
Before they dissolve completely.
This is really weird.
Yeah. That's kind of what I said, too.
Give me a little smile.
Meet bitch brian
(dialing)
I don't know.
And only if you say it's okay!
(screaming)
Now he's not only endangering his own life,
Hey, quagmire, guess who I'm talking to right now?
(flatulence)
Ugh, I hate that kid.
Giggity?
Quagmire, you feeling okay?
Did you feed the Zuzu earlier like I asked? Uhhhh... yes.
At the tone, the time will be 26 railroad.
Two months.
Looney tunes Hollywood daffy
(laughing)
Glenn, glenn.
Yeah, I named her anna lee,
Oh, I'm always happy to meet one of your friends.
There's anna lee!
That clone of yours has come in pretty handy.
chef 2 x 2 x 3 x 3 x 7 x 13 = 3276
Right, buddy?
¶ baby, you're... ¶ (feedback squealing)
Almost split lois in half, coming out of her.
Wanna watch me blow out the candles?
Yeah, peter, this is great.
You know, I'll-I'll be honest with you, brian.
Wade v. Boggs has not been overturned.
Eh, you know sometimes, you just got
Well, he does more than that, brian.
There's no guarantee it's your baby.