Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know. Mr. Garrison said homosexuals are evil. But Sparky isn't.

We want to put a trigger on that bomb...

Now you go and practice football like a good little heterosexual.

Being gay is part of nature and a beautiful thing.

- Fine, how are you? - Super, thanks for asking.

- Hello there, Enrique. - What are we doing here?

The score's 7-0 Middle Park, with 1 4:57 remaining in the first.

He's doing something to his ass.

In this one, if you look hard, you can see me having sex with Matt's mom.

Stanley, you arrived late. Where were you that whole time?

Oliver! I thought you ran away all those months ago.

- There he goes again. - Get down, Sparky!

It's Stan, the star quarterback.

Ned, look! They've got Enrique on their sidelines.

- Because he's poor. - Because he's poor.

Good boy. Now shake.

Hey, come on! That was roughing!

Frank, that's not very PC. You're going to get us CEE'd again.

I won't remind you how important the game is to us South Park alumni.

They can find something new every time they watch.

We have to go practice.

What moment is that?

- Well, let's see. Come on in. - Do you have lots of gay dogs here?