Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well, you sure do act like it. - I do that to get chicks, dumb-ass.
Evil down to their black hearts, which pump not blood...
Now, children, we've got to handle the ball better.
Now sit back, relax and enjoy "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride."
That's the gayest dog I've ever seen.
- Beefcake! - I'll tell you.
- It appears you still don't understand. - What don't I understand?
But it was here, right here. There was a techno dance club.
He's part Doberman and wolf. He's the toughest dog.
Don't forget your assignments. They're due for everyone but Stan.
Richard can't sing a high F, he always screws it up.
The other dog's the one that's confused.
Sorry, son. Get your ass in there!
- What?! - I think your dog is gay.
I'm glad you found my Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
I haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King!
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
How about I use a helmet today and someone else doesn't?
- Getting my best friend back. - Get in there, boy.
My dog Rex follows me to football practice all the time.
The little running back is down! I think he's...
With a minute left in the half...
All right, Richard!
I can't concentrate because my dog is gay.
Yes!
- Hi, Sparky. - Who's that?
You can't always score, but when you do...
Uh-oh, look out, it's the oppressors!
- Chef? - Ever so gently.
Create your own meme I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!
Athletes are treated better because they're better people.