Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No problem. Are you sure you don't want cheese sandwiches?
Have you seen Sparky? He's not back.
Hello there, little pup! I'm Big Gay Al.
No way! Everybody knows that Sylvester is the toughest dog in South Park.
That's a hoot and a holler.
That's why he smoked the Sodomies in France.
Nonsense! Not with my nephew at quarterback. Right, Stanley?
You jerk. Dirt bag snake
- I want $500 on the South Park Cows. - Are you crazy?
- There you are. How's it going? - I'm super, thanks for asking.
b is for big gay al
- Elementary alumni? - That's as far as most got.
Even old Scratch here.
Stanley might lead our team to victory for the first time in decades.
Simon and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television.
- Mr. Chef, sir? - Yes, Pip, what is it?
Oh, gosh, that was close.
He showed me his sanctuary and took me on a boat ride...
- Crap! Now what? - Who cares if your dog's gay?
And for dying for my sins. That was nice of you.
- I love that song. - "Loving You"? That's perfect.
Sick! Shut up, dude!
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Why is that Jewish kid playing quarterback?
Oh, my! I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1 938!
It's really cool that we beat the spread.
Okay, children, I know you're excited and nervous...
With my new friend, Big Gay Al.
Yeah, maybe you should take him to a Barbra Streisand concert.
Hold the football like you'd hold your lover.
...but a vomitous oil that oozes through their veins...