Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I will, Big Gay Al, I will.
Of course, silly buns! It's the one place where they can be themselves.
You mean, are we gay?
That football is like making love to a really beautiful woman.
FINAL SCORE REDBIRDS 94 ACES 56
Yeah, all right!
Middle Park will get a halftime show they'll never forget.
You're a dead man, Jimbo!
He still looks gay.
- Hey, how's practice coming there, Chef? - Oh, fine.
I gotta get to the football game. Come on, boy.
Is there stuff you put into the show that's subliminal?
We've seen that America is preoccupied with gayness.
Carlos!
Maybe you should name your dog Sparkette, Stan.
Gay dog.
What's wrong, Stan? You seem down.
My new dog Sparky. He followed me.
Goddamn, I love football!
Where do you keep getting this? No pink bandanna. Bad dog!
Sparky, bad dog!
- Damn it, Cartman! - What's the matter?
From the Egyptian pharaohs to the shoguns of Japan.
Maybe he's wrong. Ask somebody else.
Hi Harry
I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!
- Wow, cool! - Good boy. Who's my best buddy?