Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Remember what I taught you:

- No way, dude! - Hike the ball!

Welcome aboard the Big Gay Boat Ride!

I haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King!

We don't have a chance.

Come on, Ned. And keep quiet.

Sparky! Sparky!

People are curious about you two.

The Cows are being molested by Middle Park!

Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!

Let's go home. I can still make the game.

Jesus, I haven't asked for much. All we need is one little score.

Looks like the Cows won't beat the 72 point spread, not by a long shot.

And when John Stamos' older brother hits that high F, boom!

I'm not playing. I have to find my dog.

The final score is Middle Park Cowboys, 73. South Park Cows, 6.

Thank you so much for bringing everybody here.

- Please. Please, Jesus! - Leave me alone.

John Stamos' older brother Richard Stamos is singing "Loving You."

You said beating the spread was a sure thing!

Let me give you an example.

Over here we have a Gay lion

Where the hell have you been?