Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like two draughts and a Scotch on the rocks.
- Why do you own a bar? - I bought it when I was a drunk.
He's quite a fella, your fiancé.
I'm not in the habit of talking with bartenders.
So where's the ceremony gonna be?
- Who isn't here? - Me.
I'd like to change the reservations for Mr and Mrs Sumner Sloane,
to pick me as his teaching assistant.
That group's arguing about the sweatiest movie ever made.
This is the thanks we get.
In any case, you sit at the bar and chat with Sam while I'm gone.
And you can bet that it won't be waiting tables.
- Did she give you the ring? - I couldn't take it.
He has an article in Harper's.
- What was it like? - It was gross.
You're a bitter little person, aren't you?
- She's a hooker. - Yeah?