Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're gonna find someone a lot better than that goofy professor.

Sam once struck out Cash, Kaline and Freehan with a tying run on second.

I do need a job. And I'll find one.

- Thank you. - Don't mention it.

Now, look, buster.

it would break her heart again.

Well, not in the traditional sense.

Goofy? Are you talking about Sumner?

And where better than here to study life in all its many facets?

Are you nuts? They're up to their ears in linebackers!

I'm probably gonna regret this, but you could work here.

Diane's been my teaching assistant for two years.

Excuse me. Where is your bathroom?

- Why can't you tell us? - Yeah, what's the big deal?

That goof will be on the cover of Saturday Review someday.

and I'm now going to reward myself by getting out of here.

What makes you think I would ever work in a place like this?

- Carla's late again. - Nuts.

Barbara, that's very human of you. I'll be right over.

What he actually said was, "Come with me and be my love,

What can I get you?

How about an ID?

A shame such an astute observer of human nature is stuck behind a bar.

When Sam offered me the job, I laughed in his face.

Carla, what am I making?