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Now, look, buster.
- Thank you. - Don't mention it.
and I'm now going to reward myself by getting out of here.
I do need a job. And I'll find one.
You're gonna find someone a lot better than that goofy professor.
How about an ID?
- Why can't you tell us? - Yeah, what's the big deal?
it would break her heart again.
Carla, what am I making?
When Sam offered me the job, I laughed in his face.
What can I get you?
What makes you think I would ever work in a place like this?
And where better than here to study life in all its many facets?
Are you nuts? They're up to their ears in linebackers!
Well, not in the traditional sense.
A shame such an astute observer of human nature is stuck behind a bar.
Barbara, that's very human of you. I'll be right over.
Goofy? Are you talking about Sumner?
Excuse me. Where is your bathroom?
I'm probably gonna regret this, but you could work here.
That goof will be on the cover of Saturday Review someday.
Sam once struck out Cash, Kaline and Freehan with a tying run on second.
What he actually said was, "Come with me and be my love,
Diane's been my teaching assistant for two years.
- Carla's late again. - Nuts.
Flinging what?