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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
BY BECOMING MY NEW LITTLE ANNOYANCE?
PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE.
HEY.
[ GROANING ]
BECAUSE WHEELS WOULD HAVE BEEN HANDY.
THE UNPLEASANTNESS WITH YOUR STRUCTURE
OH, WE'RE NOT DONE WITH THIS, TAYLOR!
THIS IS A BLOU PRINTING PRESS, 18th CENTURY.
OKAY, WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? JACKSON'S TOMATOES.
GOOD THING I BUILT IT ON WHEELS SO I COULD JUST SCOOCH IT OVER.
ARE SHORTER THAN THE FRONT?
TO TRY AND TALK TO THE MAN ABOUT THIS.
* LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
THAT SOMEDAY HE'D GO INTO POLITICS.
QUITE A WELCOME.
I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS OTHER ASPECT OF DEMOCRACY,
NO, FOR ME, TOO. THAT'S HOW I MET MY WIFE.
WOW. YOU MADE GOOD TIME.
IS THAT SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING.
I THOUGHT YOU HATED GROCERY SHOPPING WITH THE GUYS.
HEY, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. JUST COME ON IN, WE'LL, UH...
[ LAUGHTER ]
WITHOUT THE TRUSTY SPATULA BEFORE?
DO THE CLAPPING, DO THE CLAPPING.
AND FLOAT MYSELF OUT TO SEA
WHO'S THAT? IT'S RORY.
* I USED TO THINK...
THAT BUS-AND-TRUCK-TOUR MUSSOLINI
OOH.
BUT WE'VE GOT THE HEART.
I'M GOOD.
WE DO WHAT WE DO. WE MAKE ROCK 'N' ROLL.
IT SURE AIN'T NOVEMBER.
WELL, THAT WAS PEPPY.
YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
THAT WILL MAKE THE ALARM PANEL IN THE BEDROOM CHIRP.
SO I'LL JUST GET, LIKE, UP HERE,
WE CAN'T CANCEL THE GIG. THEN WHAT DO WE DO?
I'VE GOT A REAL TREAT FOR YOU TONIGHT.
BYE, HON.
DO YOU WANT ANOTHER PIECE OF TOMATO?
RORY!
BY AN IRRESPONSIBLE, DEVIL-MAY-CARE MAJORITY.
* I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SO FREE-E-E *
WAIT -- AREN'T THE CUKES THREE FOR $1?
NO.
I'M CONFUSED. SO AM I.
FOR MY HEADPHONES. WHEN'S DEAN GETTING HERE?
GOOD. I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO. DEFINITELY.
UNFORTUNATELY, OCTOBER'S A TERRIBLE TIME FOR TOMATOES.
I JUST FIGURED, YOU KNOW, WE'D GO TO LUKE'S FOR BREAKFAST.
OKAY.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
I WAS JUST, UH, DOING SOME BILLS AND THINGS.
I WASN'T TRYING TO RUB LINDSAY'S NOSE IN ANYTHING.
JACKSON BELLEVILLE -- THAT'S WITH FOUR L's.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE DRIVING ALL THE WAY BACK TO SCHOOL TONIGHT.
I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF TO POLL THE TOWN,
NO, THAT'S THE LAW.
THAT MAKES $27, $28, $29, $30, AND $10 MAKES $40.
AND THEY ALL TOLD ME THE SAME THING.
HAS REJECTED OUR PERMIT.
MY PARENTS HAVE A COLLECTION OF WOODEN TIKI MASKS.
WELL, HE'S GETTING READY TO COME OUT HERE AND TALK TO YOU,
I DON'T NEED TO RUB LINDSAY'S NOSE IN IT