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MY BATTERIES ARE DEAD. YOUR BATTERIES?
"APPLICANT'S NAME DOES NOT MATCH NAME
DON'T WORRY. FIRST BLURB. WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
TO MAKE RORY THINK I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THE SITUATION
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? PROBLEM? NO PROBLEM.
BUT IF HE DOES...
IF I PUT THE HEADPHONES ON,
COOL. THANKS.
THE SUN SETS FIVE MINUTES EARLIER FOR ME
HE WAS -- NOW HE'S NOT.
AND IF, FOR ONE NIGHT, WE HAVE TO GIVE UP OUR COOL
* LA LA
* BELIEVE IT OR NOT
WELL, I MODELED MY POLL AFTER THE GALLUP POLL.
FIND THE RIGHT MOMENT, AND SEE WHAT HE SAYS.
I HAVE LIKED YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW,
HOPE YOU'RE NOT HERE FOR BEER. I THINK WE'RE BUYING IT ALL UP.
OH, THERE YOU ARE. YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.
YOU KNOW I'M A SUCKER FOR A GOOD BUTTON.
HE'D BE A CREEP OF THE FIRST ORDER.
I JUST VOTED FOR MY HUSBAND. GIMME THAT STICKER.
JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY GREENHOUSE.
NEED A HELMET? JUST A PILLOW.
FINALLY!
OOH, I'M SO EXCITED! I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE STEW!
* LA LA
* WHO COULD IT BE?
Sookie: YOU WANT SOME MORE COFFEE?
I HAVE A JOB.
HEY, UM... I'M SORRY ABOUT MY MOM.
COULD HAVE SAVED YOU SOME HEARTACHE.
IF YOU'VE GOT EXTRA TOWELS TO STUFF,
ON THE SURFACE, IT SOUNDS GREAT.
HE'S AT HIS PEAK NOW, AND IT'S PROBABLY
vs. LAND PARCEL 11423-A.
OW! SORRY.
WELL, I'M TOTALLY ON MY WAY
HERE. TAKE HIM. HE'S POLITICALLY USELESS TO ME.
I know -- I have no right to be bothered
YOU SHOULD REALLY GET HER SOME RAMONES.
FORMERLY KNOWN AS SECTION 424, SUBSECTION --
DON'T BANG THAT GAVEL!
JUST MOVE THE GREENHOUSE OVER SIX INCHES?
I'VE ASKED YOU ABOUT THIS SHIRT. YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING.
A WHOLE STARBUCKS WITH WORKERS AND EVERYTHING?
I ASSUME YOU'RE HAVING SEX. PARIS!
Lane: I usually like grocery shopping.
All: [ Chanting ] JACKSON! JACKSON! JACKSON!
HEY, EXCUSE ME, BUT MY CUSTOMERS
IF THAT'S ME, I'M HERE.
I'M NOT SURE WHY YOU NEED ALL THAT BEER.
GET YOUR WAR ROOM OUTTA HERE.
GO BACK TO YOUR DIRTINESS.
I THOUGHT THEY'D GOTTEN RID OF ALL THAT STUFF BY NOW.
HE IS SITTING AT THE TABLE, AND, YES, HE IS NAKED.
DEAN, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? SURE.
I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE CUMBERSOME,
MORNING, JACKSON. HI, TAYLOR.
WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR -- THE MAN OF THE HOUR,
AND CLASSES FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
I'M LATE FOR CLASS,
ENOUGH!
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, AND HE WILL CALL ME BACK.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU AT LUKE'S.
FOR WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE. WHAT ARE YOU AGAIN?
* WHO COULD IT BE? BELIEVE IT OR NOT *
HE'S FINE.
NOBODY EVER RUNS AGAINST TAYLOR.
SO I THINK THINGS ARE GONNA BE BETTER NOW.
THREE-MINUTE WARNING!
GOOD NIGHT.
OHH! IS HE SERIOUS?!