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I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE PERMIT
BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN EVER SHOW OUR FACES AGAIN.
[ GIGGLES ]
PLAYING ONE OF JACKSON'S FAVORITE SONGS OF ALL TIME,
WOULD YOU...
YOU'RE A TAYLOR TEASE.
AND FEASTS ON HIS NEXT BLOOD MEAL.
IT'S 9 1/2 FEET FROM THE EDGE OF YOUR PROPERTY.
MOM, I HAVE TO STUDY. I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY, OKAY?
WELL, IT JUST MADE SENSE. I MEAN, I HAVE A CAR.
IS GOING TO PREVENT HIM FROM SITTING DOWN.
I KNOW -- "YAY." BUT IT'S KIND OF SAD, ISN'T IT?
OOH.
WELL, HE DID.
[ VOLUME INCREASES ]
HEY. DID I KNOW YOU WERE COMING HOME? NOPE.
$1.40, SO WE'RE AT $18.73.
MORNING, MAGGIE. HOW'S THE FAMILY?
GRAB US A COUPLE BEERS, WOULD YOU?
OKAY, WHO NEEDS REFILLS?
SO GOOD TO MEET YOU. AND SEE YOU AT THE POLLS!
THE FOOD, THE PANS, THE BOWLS, THE SPATULA.
YOU LOOK ALL SMALL AND SQUEAKY,
DON'T HATE THE TICK MESSENGER. HATE THE TICK.
OW!
THIS IS THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED.
WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT HEART?
JUST MOVE IT OVER SIX INCHES.
MILK.
WELL, THERE'S YOUR DAUGHTER.
I'M FINE.
Clara: I TURNED IT DOWN.
THEY GET PISSED AND LEAVE.
THANKS, KID. Tell Jackson I'm rooting for him.
SONNY AND CHER, THE LATER YEARS.
10 FOR TAYLOR DOOSE.
* IF YOU NEED * IF YOU NEED
[ LAUGHTER ]
* MAKIN' ALL MY WISHES COME TRUE *
WOULD YOU STILL HAVE LEFT HER?
OKAY.
NO ONE ELSE WILL HAVE ONE,
* SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING
I DON'T KNOW.
AND AS TOWN SELECTMAN,
DEAN! WAS SOMEONE AT THE DOOR?
CRASHING. ABSOLUTELY. CRASH AWAY.
I'LL BE THERE. Really?
[ SIGHS ]
ON THE ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION.
THIS MEANS YEAR-ROUND VEGETABLES.
OH, FINE. CAN'T COMPLAIN.
SORRY.
I HAVE MY THINGS, YOU KNOW?
PARIS, IT'S ON MY BOOK BAG.
OF TAYLOR'S OLD-FASHIONED SODA SHOP AND CANDY STORE.
* FLYIN' AWAY ON A WING AND A PRAYER *
SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY, THEN, I'M OUT. YOUR TURN.
IT'S GOOD. GOOD?
THAT IF YOU SAY TO PEOPLE,
[ INDISTINCT VOICES ON TV ]
I DON'T WANT TO BE SELECTMAN.
I'M NOT BRINGING "BOYS" HOME. I'M BRINGING "BOY" HOME.
* LA LA LA
MAYBE PEOPLE WHO ARE NEW TO OUR TOWN --
I LIKE LUKE'S BREAKFAST.
LET'S JUST VOTE ON WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT US TO VOTE ON.
OH, I'D GET A BABYSITTER IF I WAS YOU.
UH, TOO BAD ABOUT ALL WHAT, TAYLOR?
Really? YEAH, NAKED.
THE ONLY THING MORE UN-ROCK 'N' ROLL THAN COUPONS
I'M AWFUL, TOO.
* LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME *
HOW DIRTY.