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WE'VE GOT GIGS COMING UP, AND I'VE LEARNED THROUGH EXPERIENCE
AS I STAND ON THIS STAGE, LOOKING AT YOU ALL,
NOT IF WE WEAR TIKI MASKS.
ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS HE'S GOOD AT.
YOU DID NOTICE THAT THE BACK OF HIS PANTS
WE COULD TRY GOING TO YOUR HOUSE OR --
I JUST NEED THE INFORMATION TO FORMULATE A GOOD PLAN.
OH, RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR.
DOING BILLS? YEAH.
KIDS OUR AGE DO CRAZY THINGS TO MAKE THEMSELVES UNIQUE --
IT'S THE BOOK FOR THE CLASS I'M OFFICIALLY LATE TO.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE.
JACKSON! JACKSON!
TO GET A BETTER SENSE OF WHERE WE REALLY ARE.
YES, HE BUGS ME.
YOU'VE GOT YOUR CRAMPS, YULA TANGOS, KIM AND THURSTONS.
YEAH.
PLUS, YOU'VE GOT BANDS THAT HAVE SURVIVED BREAKUPS --
JUST TELL ME WHAT'S UP WITH THE GREENHOUSE!
THE GALLUP POLL USES A SAMPLE OF 1,005 VOTERS
FRIENDS AND TOWNSPEOPLE...
AND, UM...HOW'S DEAN?
IF IT GETS IN THE WAY, WE'LL GET RID OF IT.
I'M RUNNING FOR TOWN SELECTMAN.
THAT I END UP SOUNDING TOTALLY FREAKED OUT BY THE SITUATION.
JACKSON BELLEVILLE!
"GOES TO BED EARLY," I GOTTA REMEMBER THAT.
HOW YOU DOING, HONEY?
LOOK, IT'S LIKE TOMMY LEE HAVING A STARBUCKS AT HIS HOUSE.
MAYBE I'LL JUST PUT MYSELF ON AN ICEBERG
YOU ABOUT ON YOUR WAY?
HE LEFT IT TO ME. IT'S BEAUTIFUL, DON'T YOU THINK?
IS HE GONNA BE COMING OVER A LOT?
WHEN I MENTIONED MY CUSTOMERS BEING IN YOUR WAY?
NICE CUKES, THOUGH. BEAUTIFUL CUKES.
URGING RESIDENTS TO TUCK THEIR PANTS INTO THEIR SOCKS
I KNOW OF TWO COUNTRY MUSIC STARS
DO YOU THINK YOUR BAND COULD PLAY AT JACKSON'S RALLY?
FREE ELECTIONS ARE A WONDERFUL THING,
I HAVE THIS GREAT IDEA...
AN HONEST MAN!
10-4.
YOU TAKE TOO MUCH DELIGHT IN THIS, TAYLOR.
OKAY, WELL, GOOD.
[ ROCK MUSIC BLASTS ]
IT'S DIFFERENT LIVE, I GUESS.
I HAVE A LIFE.
DAD'S HARDLY LEFT THE BASEMENT.
SORRY, JACKSON. THIS IS ONE ROCKING TOMATO.
I NEED YOUR VOTE. YOU GOT IT.
THAT SHARPENS THE BLADE OF DEMOCRACY.
THE THOUGHT OF LUKE RUNNING AROUND NAKED IN MY KITCHEN.
HEY, IT'S ME.
WHAT?
I JUST SAW TAYLOR IN THE SODA SHOP. OH, YEAH?
SEALS & CROFTS ROCK HARDER THAN THIS.
AND NOW LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
MY HAIR. OKAY.
RIGHT.
CAN COME WITHIN 10 FEET OF THE EDGE OF YOUR PROPERTY.
THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE HAS PREVAILED,
HO, THE GIRLS IN HEART REALLY SCREWED THINGS UP BIG-TIME.