HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yeah. Re?
I've come to collect my money.
Hmm...
Yeah, I'm having a lot of problems with her.
You're a better person than that.
Anything else?
You know what, I wanna go to the car and get my other glasses, okay?
What is it, you're impotent?
( Imitates foreign language ) okay.
Yeah, of course, of course, Marvin's...
Hey.hey.
Hurry up!
Larry?
Yeah, wandering bear.
See, now if I could get those two back together.
Okay.
She quit, she quit.
Jeffrey, what's wrong with him? I'll talk to you later, bye.
Susie took him to the vet.
Everlast condom?
Um, what are we doing about the poison oak in the backyard?
What?
So what are you breaking up with her for?
everybody I know and...
I'm too embarrassed to go to the drugstore.
Yeah, well, he knows about it.
All night, my friend...
Oh, "college girls gone wild",
I'm done, I quit, no, I quit, Larry...
I'm Bob crane. You're Bob crane.
( Females screaming and cheering )
Okay, so lie and then get some treats for the car?
She knows my dietary habits,
Who's timing you?
She knows more about me than Cheryl does.
And, uh, cancel lunch with, uh, Jason small for me.
Well, I got a couple of things for you to do.
I'm not a pauser, I don't like pausing.
( Phone ringing )
Yes, I think it has something to do with the incident.
Yeah, when...
You did not hit that dog.
It could apply to anyone.
Oh, my god!
Lidocaine.
You keep that trap shut.
Yes, they are, but if you want to see how wild they really get
How is it?
watch it and the whole time we'll monitor Oscar.
Well, maybe somebody left the door open.
Do your own errands, run your own life.
I slipped it on the way you're supposed to put it on...
That's a "t".
They're designed to go the other way and,
I ordered a pilates video.