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she used to be married to Calderón's father?
Yes, Archer, it is, because everything, everywhere, every when, is about the paragon
I... that's...
Well, now it's your turn to be humiliated, Gustavo. Because for your information,
- Can you not? - Can you not?
He's going to screw the dictator's wife and then shoot
- How dirty do you think my junk is? - As dirty as if it were made of dirt
Ppl after getting vaccinated
Well, now I feel like an asshole.
don't say "literally being emasculated," because I looked that up, and... ick.
Mike Ducockless!
Calm down, Colonel Panic. Listen-- the shelling has stopped.
- Hurry! We must get you out of here. - Wait, and me!
- Oh, like I brought a huge stack. - Five's a pretty big stack.
- There, I found her. - Cherlene, please!
- I-I will divorce my wife. - You what?!
- Ha, ha, ha, ha. - Stayin' alive. Holy shit, that works!
- Wait, so does what? - What, did you just want mouth-to-mouth?
Oh, don't act so surprised, Juliana! It's not like we're in love any more!
I-I lied, okay? But hopefully our marriage is strong enough that, together and