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- actual mom and dad? And was I ever there? - No.
it's annoying vagueness.
it's some kind of unholy, adolescent human-amphibian hybrid creature.
As is leaving before Calderón pays us for that shipment of weapons, so...
- Who are you-- Dave Frishberg?! - Yeah, I don't know who that is.
- Literally. - Are you literally insane?!
- Well, if anything, that's heaven. - And you can die knowing
- Cherlene, listen, it is crazy poor. - Yeah, that was my whole...
Cyril, shut up and find a vehicle!
Lana. Are you crazy?
Any more?! We were never in love!
- The painting... you idiot. - Oh.
Hang on, hang on! Wait, wait, wait. Damn it! I have something for this.
in my prison canteen account. I'm looking your way, Mr. Archer.
- Goddamn it. Is everybody okay? - Yes.
So we can scrooch down behind it.
I wish you the best of luck in the years ahead, which you will spend in prison.
- with the excuses. - Sir, you have an entire battalion sitting idle
- Win what? - We're leaving right now.
Damn it, man, forget your kimonos.
- I'm the first lady! - Please, hurry. We have to go before...
Cyril, you wear Kevlar every single time we go to Latin America.
Well, I think any time a spouse makes a major purchase without discussing it
And it's not the only thing. Why can't you keep it in your pants?