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That you have a boyfriend? Maybe.
♪ Awake, but cannot open my eyes ♪
I wouldn't actually eat them, but… [squeals]
Chickpeas.
God, that's a bit dramatic though, isn't it?
It's fine.
I swear to God, I've never met anyone so stupid with this stuff.
I could take off right now, if you like. It's a beautiful night.
- [song continues] - So, what happens if you touch yourself?
- Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. [chuckles] - No. No, it's fine. It's just--
♪ I don't belong to you, you see ♪
["Do You Realize??" playing]
Yep.
♪ My regrets are few ♪
Oh, God. It's meth, isn't it?
♪ Do you realise ♪
♪ You and I, it had to be The standing joke of the year ♪
Kash, while I have you, we should probably--
♪ Got dirt, got air, got water ♪
- Whoo-hoo! - Where's the party?
[Jen] Do you think he's been avoiding you?
[Jen] Jizzlord?
- Have you tried the hummus? - I love you.
You're Jen's mum.
So…
I know it's hard, but you have to push through.
♪ It was a kind of so so love ♪
"My life's ruined this. I'm a freak that."
Every time I talk to you, you make me feel like shit.
No. No, it's the break-up chat. [pants] I can feel it.
Irish, but not the scary kind.
- [rain pattering] - [cat meows]