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- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ - ♪ You gotta live ♪
Because she feels left out without one.
I'm throwing you a surprise party!
[grunts]
- [sighs] Do you want a cup of tea? - [whimpering] Yes, please.
I knew they were up to something.
After you.
because they are invisible to society.
[sighs] Balls.
I'm just gonna be an adult and say, "Hey, can we have a quick chat?"
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
by providing a service to unfulfilled women.
Twelve grand.
- Yeah. - No.
♪ Ooohe, Makeba, Makeba ma che bella ♪
♪ Do you realise ♪
- It doesn't matter. - Jizzlord.
Do you even hear what I'm saying?
I shouldn't have brought him up.
[partygoers chattering in distance]
[party horn honks, squeaks]
Um, do you wanna go outside then?
[sighs] You're a lifesaver.
♪ To be robbed again ♪
But it costs money, and she doesn't have that.
I'm-I'm confused about a lot of things, but you're the one thing that makes sense.
I know. It's-It's the new me.
♪ Crying in the rain ♪
Just leave it. It's not gonna happen.
But no one bats an eye if you have a favourite parent.
I'm the come guy. So I should act like the come guy.
[audio distorts, rewinds]
Carrie, focus!
Your crisp selection is absolutely baffling.
- Not this time. - Randall, come on! Hurry up!
Well, at least you tried. That's all you can ask.
- Just flour, milk, eggs, sugar, right? - No, you for--
Okay. Well, Gordon, this is my mum.
So I thought I'd focus on you now.
It's your party. This is the perfect time. He has to listen to you.
Usually he just carb loads, but I haven't seen him eat much.
I swear I keep meaning to bring it up, but I just keep getting sidetracked.
But now, I think I dodged a bullet.
[Luke] Have you seen a girl? She's about this tall.
Luke, why don't you go get yourself a drink? Help yourself to anything.