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It's your party. This is the perfect time. He has to listen to you.
I knew they were up to something.
Luke, why don't you go get yourself a drink? Help yourself to anything.
I'm the come guy. So I should act like the come guy.
But it costs money, and she doesn't have that.
♪ Ooohe, Makeba, Makeba ma che bella ♪
Okay. Well, Gordon, this is my mum.
[audio distorts, rewinds]
After you.
Your crisp selection is absolutely baffling.
Twelve grand.
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ - ♪ You gotta live ♪
Because she feels left out without one.
Do you even hear what I'm saying?
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ To be robbed again ♪
[Luke] Have you seen a girl? She's about this tall.
♪ Do you realise ♪
Um, do you wanna go outside then?
But no one bats an eye if you have a favourite parent.
I'm just gonna be an adult and say, "Hey, can we have a quick chat?"
But now, I think I dodged a bullet.
[grunts]
[partygoers chattering in distance]
♪ Crying in the rain ♪
Carrie, focus!
because they are invisible to society.
- Yeah. - No.
I'm-I'm confused about a lot of things, but you're the one thing that makes sense.
So I thought I'd focus on you now.
Well, at least you tried. That's all you can ask.
I shouldn't have brought him up.
[sighs] You're a lifesaver.
- Just flour, milk, eggs, sugar, right? - No, you for--
I swear I keep meaning to bring it up, but I just keep getting sidetracked.
Just leave it. It's not gonna happen.
- It doesn't matter. - Jizzlord.
by providing a service to unfulfilled women.
- Not this time. - Randall, come on! Hurry up!
Usually he just carb loads, but I haven't seen him eat much.
[party horn honks, squeaks]
[sighs] Balls.
I'm throwing you a surprise party!
- [sighs] Do you want a cup of tea? - [whimpering] Yes, please.
I know. It's-It's the new me.