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♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
Luke, why don't you go get yourself a drink? Help yourself to anything.
[Luke] Have you seen a girl? She's about this tall.
Well, at least you tried. That's all you can ask.
♪ Ooohe, Makeba, Makeba ma che bella ♪
[partygoers chattering in distance]
[party horn honks, squeaks]
But no one bats an eye if you have a favourite parent.
I'm the come guy. So I should act like the come guy.
Just leave it. It's not gonna happen.
♪ Do you realise ♪
♪ Crying in the rain ♪
I knew they were up to something.
I'm just gonna be an adult and say, "Hey, can we have a quick chat?"
But it costs money, and she doesn't have that.
- [sighs] Do you want a cup of tea? - [whimpering] Yes, please.
because they are invisible to society.
But now, I think I dodged a bullet.
I'm-I'm confused about a lot of things, but you're the one thing that makes sense.
- Not this time. - Randall, come on! Hurry up!
After you.
I shouldn't have brought him up.
Um, do you wanna go outside then?
♪ To be robbed again ♪
[sighs] You're a lifesaver.
It's your party. This is the perfect time. He has to listen to you.
So I thought I'd focus on you now.
I know. It's-It's the new me.
Your crisp selection is absolutely baffling.
[sighs] Balls.
Carrie, focus!
Do you even hear what I'm saying?
- It doesn't matter. - Jizzlord.
Twelve grand.
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ - ♪ You gotta live ♪
- Just flour, milk, eggs, sugar, right? - No, you for--
Okay. Well, Gordon, this is my mum.
I'm throwing you a surprise party!
Because she feels left out without one.
- Yeah. - No.
[grunts]
I swear I keep meaning to bring it up, but I just keep getting sidetracked.
by providing a service to unfulfilled women.
Usually he just carb loads, but I haven't seen him eat much.
[audio distorts, rewinds]