Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Let me take care of this. - You should be proud of that name, son.

You know, that kind of go...

The Germans are taking an early flight back.

- Better yet, just take him to jail. - Better idea.

Realized we can make more on unemployment

Yo, check it out. We're almost there.

Hey, look here, fellas. You guys gonna have to order from the drive-thru menu.

Hold on for one more day

No, no. Pies, pies... no.

So? Why don't you just get somebody else

Kumar! Still in jail, asshole!

Thank God I found you. We have an emergency.

Hey, Jackson's trying to escape!

What's going on? It didn't register.

What are you doing?

If you guys got the yellow fever,

Boy, do you need a girl.

Are you listening to me, Roldy? I'm having a major epiphany here.

- Aw, shit. - Don't move!

- Check it out! - Extreme cheddar!

Hey, asshole! Why don't you leave that guy alone

Now I'm actually looking forward to going to work this week.

When you catch her in bed With JT Washington

- She touch your penis? - What?

Dude, how do you think I get all my shit done?

Yeah, I can see that.

Are those my scissors? Dude, I trim my nose hair with those!

Dude, I got the yellow plague There's nothing sexier than a hot Asian chick! Asian tits... I wanna squeeze 'em!

What the hell are you guys doing here?

I Owe You One. Just One.

Yes, sir, Officer Palumbo, sir.

No. I'm gonna be honest with you.

My poetry's not lame. It's really good.

She touch your penis?

The diarrhea twins definitely would have had sex with us.

Move you fuckin' twat!

Dr. Roldy, hold this.

Is it true you're an analyst for Brewster Keegan?

I had White Castle, so I'm a little dizzy.

Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?

All right, I got it.

We should be in Cherry Hill in ten minutes.

maybe smoke a little weed and have some fun?

I made some love stains in the back seat.

No way to breathe easy. No time to be young

Pillar.. What’s that like 5 e’s or 2 r’s

- What the hell is going on? - He probably thinks I'm my brother.

- I'm officially done with my work. - Oh, yeah? Nice!

which contained a large bag of marijuana.

Dude, in here, in here.

Oh, no! Oh, no!

- That was... I'm sorry. - I don't even know you.

Dude, give me 35 cents.

No, I understand exactly what's going on here.

What about Cindy? She was looking kinda cute tonight, man.

How is that not the worse news?

Bro? I'm not your bro, bro.

That I'm your workhorse?

- Harold, how do I get out of here? - How the hell should I know?

a land filled with hamburger stands.

This is perfect. We're back on the road, we got directions, it stopped raining.

then I guess...

I'm completely on edge right now, man.

If we did some gay shit? Where are we?

Let's get us some poontang

There's a gas station. I'm gonna see if we can get directions.

Come on. How was I supposed to know he'd fuck us over?

Dude, we can stay here, get arrested,

Yes! All right, we gotta find keys.

- He's got a gun. - That's not a gun, that's a book.

Well, we met at choir practice about four years ago.

Shit! What are we gonna do?

Forget it! I'm not risking my life over a bunch of hamburgers, man.

Yeah, only when I open my eyes, though.

We're getting laid, bro.

Come on, come on! Get 'em, guys!

Christy, are you still there?

- Where are you going? - I'm going inside to call the police.

When you see your buddy after his date

And please bring in some fresh diarrhe... dry towels!

I'm telling you, man, that was amazing!

Hey, how can I still give them shit?

Forgot Cauliflower at store I've gone too far...

I want the same, except make mine Diet Cokes, Chuck.

- Come here, Harold. - Maria.

Great, I think I've got to go, too.

And Asians. And Asians.

I told you, he's good.

Open my window!

I don't have my interview for a couple of hours.

I actually had a very long week at work. How about you?

We've been in love ever since.

Get out! Get out of my room.

And a few Mexicans as well.

MAN, THAT WAS SO FUCKIN’ EXTREME

Everything's gonna be all ri...

The things I would eat out of her ass, You have no idea!

Excuse me, are you Neil Patrick Harris?

Yeah. it was a dick move.

about her East Asian Students Club or whatever.

Yes. I think he did.