Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but you both have the same lame taste in movies!

And if either one of you douche bags

because in the next couple of hours,

- Excuse me, I have to... - Huh?

The meeting got changed to tomorrow.

Fudge, dude. Are you kidding me?

Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers.

Come on, Pookie, let's burn this mf down!

or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.

like a baby canary.

Hey, hey, listen up, guys!

You can suck my...

When you fuck your girlfriends' sister

Why aren't you doing this in your room, man?

- Oh, no, I didn't! - You did, you did.

Ugh, yeah I don’t have sleep apnea

how to get on the highway from here, would you?

who would like to have a chat with you and I.

There are far worse things in this world than being tapped

What’s that like

Hang on a second, nurse. What we should probably use is marijuana.

- Fucking extreme! - I'm so sick of their bullshit.

We didn't make it here, and now we're broke!

As you were, ladies.

Stop resisting! We need backup now!

I owe you one Just one

In one-on-one combat, either of us could take down a coyote, no problem.

We can play battleshits or we can play with my new toy

Come on, Brad! Let's report these motherfuckers for the mold

That you guys think you can party all weekend,

Besides, man, it makes your johnson look totally bigger.

- No. - Extreme kayaking!

Hey Randy, what, the devil the devil is everywhere

- I'm sorry. Hold on. - I'm going through.

Can we have some pot brownies?

Who the fuck are you shitwad?

Let's burn it down! Let's burn it!

Shawn>>>> <<<Shawns cell mate who bunks next to toilet

Wow, I'm sorry.

I hope your interview today was good.

Hey 小香 Try this

Okay. I'm going up there.

I made some love stains On your back seat

I just want those cute little ping-pong breasts.

- Yes. - Yeah, he's great. Cool guy.

well george 1998 is a good retirement age yes white spackfill a get on the loud hailer now! yes gotta gran and get the word out yes grandma snell's joyride with joycjddlwwicklies! boing yes faye and 129 is a good age for it the format:beeteex yes 976 yes retire on that reow! channel you're divorced!

Listen, Harold, I'm really sorry.

Trust me, you're gonna love this.

I mean, there are these two very lovely young pussies

Forget about White Castle. There is no time.

- Hello! Over here! - Excuse me!

Shit. What's going on, man?

I can do it. I can do it.

Dude, I got this.

once we get back on the highway, we'll be there soon, don't worry.

Living in Northern AZ...Have you seen an Indian guy?

Hey, NPH wouldn't do that, all right?

What happened to my car?

The things I would eat of her ass… You have no idea!

Didn't we come here on a cheetah? Where's the cheetah?

But, you said I won’t work Saturday Sundays.. I know something just came up

I'm trimming my pubes.

I know. I know. Let's just go.

When you ask the head brewer what makes his hazy’s taste to different

- We're gonna die. - No, now hold on.

You were probably the big asshole in your high school, right?

It worked on me. There's no reason it shouldn't work on you.

Hold his throat and groin. Come on, rookie.

You said outside that we could have sex with her.

Move You Retarded Cocksucker (Lynnette), Move!

I just found enough dope in the car

I'm not worthwhile.

You know the Holocaust? Picture the exact opposite of that

- Dude, it's working! - Oh, my God!

You have a special bond with this bush?

Someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around

Did he just steal my bowling ball?

Thank Christ. Just give me a dime of your finest sticky.

At her school? NPH

Dude, come on. It's 1:00 in the morning.

Well... Since we're all here

and you went nowhere, and you thought,

Twinkie... yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

Cindy's fine. It's just...

Neil Patrick Harris stole my car tonight.

You gonna take that, Buri?

- I'm gonna burn it once and for all. - Stop that.

because you're not quick enough to think of a comeback.

Shae after her coffee

This your bush?

Two words for you, bro... medical marijuana.

My name's tony and i'm a pedophile

You're worthless.

A ticket? Are you serious?

Don't you like food that's tasty and delicious?

Now, this is about achieving what our parents set out for.

and b) would you write me a recommendation?