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You have a special bond with this bush?
But, you said I won’t work Saturday Sundays.. I know something just came up
Fudge, dude. Are you kidding me?
You were probably the big asshole in your high school, right?
You gonna take that, Buri?
Thank Christ. Just give me a dime of your finest sticky.
- Hey. - Hey.
Ugh, yeah I don’t have sleep apnea
You can suck my...
Hold his throat and groin. Come on, rookie.
What’s that like
Forget about White Castle. There is no time.
Don't you like food that's tasty and delicious?
Two words for you, bro... medical marijuana.
Swoogin!!
I’m going
Trust me, you're gonna love this.
I mean, there are these two very lovely young pussies
Hang on a second, nurse. What we should probably use is marijuana.
This your bush?
There are far worse things in this world than being tapped
Excuse me.
Can we have some pot brownies?
Dude, I got this.
Now, this is about achieving what our parents set out for.
- Yes. - Yeah, he's great. Cool guy.
.
I made some love stains On your back seat
I owe you one Just one
Come on, Brad! Let's report these motherfuckers for the mold
Nice pubes.
- We're gonna die. - No, now hold on.
and you went nowhere, and you thought,
Extreme!
As you were, ladies.
I hope your interview today was good.
Let's burn it down! Let's burn it!
- Fucking extreme! - I'm so sick of their bullshit.
- Oh, no, I didn't! - You did, you did.
Besides, man, it makes your johnson look totally bigger.
When you fuck your girlfriends' sister
You know the Holocaust? Picture the exact opposite of that
I just found enough dope in the car
like a baby canary.
SHEEESH
Did he just steal my bowling ball?
I'm trimming my pubes.
What happened to my car?
Come on, Pookie, let's burn this mf down!
The meeting got changed to tomorrow.
Kumar.
Living in Northern AZ...Have you seen an Indian guy?
Yo.
The things I would eat of her ass… You have no idea!
We can play battleshits or we can play with my new toy
Wow, I'm sorry.
I can do it. I can do it.
At her school? NPH
I know. I know. Let's just go.
or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.
- Dude, it's working! - Oh, my God!
Hey, fuck you!
Hey Randy, what, the devil the devil is everywhere
Why aren't you doing this in your room, man?
because you're not quick enough to think of a comeback.
Hey 小香 Try this
I'm not worthwhile.
You're worthless.
how to get on the highway from here, would you?
In one-on-one combat, either of us could take down a coyote, no problem.
- I'm sorry. Hold on. - I'm going through.
Shawn>>>> <<<Shawns cell mate who bunks next to toilet
Stop resisting! We need backup now!
Hey, hey, listen up, guys!
Right, Brad?
- Hello! Over here! - Excuse me!
Shae after her coffee
once we get back on the highway, we'll be there soon, don't worry.
Dude, come on. It's 1:00 in the morning.
When you ask the head brewer what makes his hazy’s taste to different
Excellent!
Neil Patrick Harris stole my car tonight.
Animal semen.
- I'm gonna burn it once and for all. - Stop that.
Move You Retarded Cocksucker (Lynnette), Move!
Okay. I'm going up there.
and b) would you write me a recommendation?
well george 1998 is a good retirement age yes white spackfill a get on the loud hailer now! yes gotta gran and get the word out yes grandma snell's joyride with joycjddlwwicklies! boing yes faye and 129 is a good age for it the format:beeteex yes 976 yes retire on that reow! channel you're divorced!
Bob Dylan
Good.
Shit. What's going on, man?
Cindy's fine. It's just...
Baby. Baby
Listen, Harold, I'm really sorry.
We didn't make it here, and now we're broke!
EXTREME DUI?
My name's tony and i'm a pedophile
A ticket? Are you serious?
That you guys think you can party all weekend,
Twinkie... yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers.
It worked on me. There's no reason it shouldn't work on you.
Who the fuck are you shitwad?
Didn't we come here on a cheetah? Where's the cheetah?
Someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around
but you both have the same lame taste in movies!
Nice. Nice!
And if either one of you douche bags
Get unstuck!
You said outside that we could have sex with her.
Well... Since we're all here
because in the next couple of hours,
Hey, NPH wouldn't do that, all right?
- No. - Extreme kayaking!
who would like to have a chat with you and I.
- Excuse me, I have to... - Huh?
I just want those cute little ping-pong breasts.