Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, this is stolen.

Picture the exact opposite of that.

without White Castle in our stomachs.

Do you think just because you're whispering,

When someone asks me what I thought of the show.

Isn't that your favorite movie?

Rold. Is that you?

They wanted to live in a land that treated them as equals,

Finally, some action. I'm goin'!

I don't want our balls rubbing against each other.

I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.

- Think you could help me with this? - You need help?

Are you crazy? Run! Run!

- Oh, my God! - Battle shits?

We've just been driving around looking for White Castle,

Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' make coffee, you fuckin' whore!

I have this meeting with these new clients tonight,

All the other surgeons are working on other patients.

Kumar's phone. Kumar speaking.

I spend ten seconds in this elevator with you.

Well, I never got your car stolen.

Well, that sounds awful.

Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down!

She calls me. Then she rambles on

Dear Lynnette: Move You Retarded Cocksucker, Move

Please tell me theres another Burgerfi in town!

Get your hand off the gas! Shit!

Did he just steal my bowling ball?

Wherever God takes me.

and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos or something?

I'll completely cut you off.

No, we've gone too far.

- Like your life is so hard. - Eat my balls, Saikat.

Jesus! You all right?

Look, you Twinkie bitch,

What are you gonna do about it, Mr. Miyagi?

What? You assume we don't know how to have a good time?

...or he could go into cardiac arrest. - All right, I'll get the anesthesiologist.

- Hey, Dad. - Hi, Dr. Patel.

Goin' down to Georgia

It comes as no surprise. Your father is highly respected in his field.

It's a good thing I have an empty stomach or else I'd puke right now.

Is this your special Bush?

If we get caught, you are taking the blame.

Well, thank you so much for being understanding about Bradley.

Nothing important. I can talk. What's going on?

The only reason I'm applying

I want 30 Slyders, 5 French fries, and 4 large Cherry Cokes.

Hey, aren't those the guys that got the shit kicked...

- Did you just call me cock boy? - Yeah, you know I did.

Let me tell you, it's about far more than that.

fuck my wife, watch TV... anything you want.

Thank God. I'm starving.

- Both! - This is awesome!

I want something we haven't had in a while.

- Agreed? - Agreed.

Forget White Castle. Let's go get some pussy.

Shut up, man. It's a classic.

I don't understand. You just hugged him.

Oh, dude, you always exaggerate.

Your sure? You said it

Pink Pony club!

Doctor, you've got to do something or we're gonna lose him!

- This is what I'm dealing with. - Come on!

When are they fucking going to develop button technology

Hey, Roldy, there's something I forgot to tell you.

Isle Royale east side = extreme

AT THE PINK PONY CLUB I’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE

IT’S REALLLYYYYY GOOD

Dude, am I deaf, or did he just say we get to fuck his wife?

I'm Freakshow's wife Liane.

Have you boys accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

Is there a problem, Officer Palumbo?

"I'm not worthwhile"

Presets. Use the presets.

Yeah. It was a dick move on my part.

- Shit! - Yeah.

Check out those boils on his neck.

I'm really glad you're here. We've had a rough night.

Girl, I'm spendin' my dimes

- That was the best meal of my life. - Mine, too.

Let me apologize for my friend here. I'm very sorry.

You know, my whole life I've just been scared

What is that like, four dads and three sex robots?

and he finally mustered up the courage to ask me out.

Yeah. We started our own basketball team...

What is that, like, five O's or two U's?

I hate you, Kumar.

Wanna come back for ya headphones

Sorry! Move you Fucking twat!

That was so fucking extreme

Don't worry. The universe tends to unfold as it should.

When she gets back, she may not be available.

Keegan when he finds out Jimmy and Sean are both leaving

Officer Thurmond Brucks found their abandoned car,

- Harold! Harold! - No, no, no.

and ready for the O.R. Stat!

but we keep getting sidetracked.

I'm not speaking to you.