Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had the craziest night of my life tonight,
not with all that crust in his ear.
Kumar, I got a shitload of work to finish.
Harold? What happened to you, man?
What bridge? I don't remem... What are you talking about?
I got some unfinished business to take care of.
What kind of hippie are you?
A play on the name of the famous colored, Negro basketball squad...
What would Jesus do?
you the king of the forest?
Extreme Archaeology
Rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first. Ready?
What did you want me to do, stand there and take the hit?
Hey.
To let you go and fuck it all up!
Anyway, nice meeting you guys. I'll catch you later.
is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment.
Hurry up dudes, I'm losing wood
Damn Pamela you sank my battle shit
2020: Coronavirus and murder hornets didn't work I'm going to burn this mother down
Foster NOOOOOOOOO!
Where are you going?
Cockboy
You lookin' to toke up?
Maybe if we just stay really, really still, he'll just go away.
Za każdym razem jak jest miło I jesteśmy sami
Dude, remember when Goldstein used to work at that burger place?
Fuck it all up
Great game. God I love that game....Duty.
Okay, let's agree to never talk about what just happened.
109. We'll see you ladies later. Yes!
Hit.
That's bullshit. He's coming with me. Isn't that right, Roldy?
Dude, who knew learning Hindi would actually pay off?
I'll be right back.
God I love that game....Duty...
Dude, that was awesome! Where the hell did that come from?
- Yes. - This is actually a two-part question.
- We gotta hit up this Asian joint. - No, we don't.
We've come too far. Now buckle up. Buckle up!
-Yes
No.
She touch your penis?
Yo, this party's bumpin'!
- Just what? - We...
Sorry.
Oh, yeah.
This is awesome!
- Dude, this is ridiculous. Just walk across. - It'll change in a second.
Listen, I can't party tonight, okay? I gotta stay late at the office.
We're gonna be at White Castle in no time!
I'm applying for a summer internship at Brewster Keegan.
Here you go, boys.
Oh, shit.
I can't believe you were gonna ditch me for the Joy Luck Club.
The universe tends to unfold as it should.
You said it
The patient appears to be stabilized.
and I guess I learned that if you want something or someone,
Mr. Patel, I am more than familiar with diarrhea.
Watch out, watch out
Yes!
Damn, that hit the spot.
Freakshow.
that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals
- Let's get going. - What's the rush, dude?
- No, I just... - This your bush?
Kumar.
I'm serious. Don't take all night.
"Bitch! Learn How To Fuckin' Make Coffee, You Fuckin' Whore!"
Thanks.
...just makes me want to burn this mf down.
No. No, no. Forget about it. Just drive.
with that dishy Indian guy.
Pov: Biologists looking at birds
So you think this is just about the burgers, huh?
You wanna see sticky-icky, my friend?
Girls, you guys wanna hang out,
- Dude, are you kidding me? - No.
Come on pookie, let's burn this mother****** down!
Kumar.
Why are you peeing on it?
No shit, dude. Let's eat.
Round one of todau's Battle Shits Goes to Chris "Liquid Magma" Maker!
I can't believe it, man. We were this close to getting laid.
But you hold on for one more day
- Okay, alright. - No sudden moves. Back it up!
Hey, guys, thanks for picking me up.
There's a White Castle that's open 24 hours up in Cherry Hill.
Dude, you know where I can get some chronic?
and it looks like the cheetah took us in the wrong direction.
When Are They Going To Develop Button Technology ...
I hope you are here to apologize for what you did in your interview today.
Get out! Bernadette, show this young man to the door!
No black mother... gonna get away with this, so... all y'all.
Yeah, I just needed to get my hands on this.
Because we're gonna sweet-talk Cindy Kim into finding us some weed.
Oh, my God!
Mush!
- Bust my ass? - Yeah, Koo-mar.
- Your lead? - Yeah.
I can't take it anymore!
No, we've gone too far.
When Brad tries to get you to hit on your sister
- One hole or two? - Whatever you want.
Tech does 99 out of 100 on the home checklist and misses 1 Management:
you sure?
Great. Let's just get out of here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Man.
It's a very beautiful story about someone
Holy shit! Whoa!
I'm not sure we quite understand, Liane.
- $220?! Are you crazy?! - Kumar, if you don't stop...
On my way to White Castle
Just try it! Thank you, come again.
Is this your special bush!!
You're gonna take that?
Don't you know things can change
I looked at some of the road signs up there,
Are you a fuckin' tree-hugger?