Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where is this place? Isn't it supposed to be right around here?
If it makes you happy, I will cross.
Let me walk to a manned tollbooth and I'll tell them what happened.
Oh, shit! How the fuck did that get in here?
Mando. Love that Mando.
Things'll go your way
It's a safety issue, okay?
Hey, so those dudes really have gonorrhea?
Even the chick who played the hot nurse?
Yeah, let's do that.
- Go! Go! Drive! Drive! - Yeah, that was your fault.
Just stay right there. Very good. Good job.
Jesus Christ.
- 80 bucks? - Yeah, 80 bucks.
Oooo Jjj
He's two feet away from us. He can hear this entire conversation.
- Let's go to the party. - No, no, no. Fuck that.
- Where are you going? - Amsterdam.
I used to do it with my dad all the time when I was a kid.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Thank you.
check it out! upgraded missions!
Back off, cock boy
- What do we have here? - Oh, no! That's my baby!
Yeah, sorry about that. I told you last night I was tripping balls.
Wash rakkoum Wash rakkoum
First our top story.
- Holy shit! - Goldstein?
Pussy…
Once we get there, I'll have your ride fixed up in a jiffy.
That was extreme, dude!
There's nothing sexier than a hot Asian chick!
Nice.
or else she calls me a Twinkie.
This is a good bush to pee on.
Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.
Kenneth Park, class of 2004.
Yeah, dude, you fascinate me.
Chick magnet. Chick magnet
Me Me
because there's lots of people around here. See this guy?
were taken into custody earlier this morning.
You know the holocaust?
- Oh, God. - Shit, these punks again.
When younfuxk your girlfriends' sister Ana confronts you with it
- Hot. Hot! - Uh-huh.
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Used to pick on guys like us every day, right?
Oh, come on, dude, your whole life is preset.
Come On Give Me The Double Stuff
Thank you.
That does not look like a White Castle to me.
109. Got it. I'll see you ladies later, huh?
Dude, you come out with me tonight, I promise you will get laid.
The things I would eat out of your ass, you have no idea
WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH COME ON POOKIE, LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!
No, there's been a mistake.
who escaped from the police station last night
Florence Pugh is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl And we’re gonna see her boobies
You're unlike any other woman I've ever met.
1st day in USA
Kumar, you okay?
I figured maybe if I did some gay shit you'd wake up.
My mistake!
I wouldn't even know what to do.
I got a quarter of the finest herb in New York City.
She said in 20-10?
If you want some company,
aight
I Owe You One. Just One.
Did he just steal my bowling ball?
It's not like I'm never gonna see her again.
Pretty much
I was just wondering, how does a guy like Freakshow...
Shit! Come here.
Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
No, no, no, no!
Name's Klej, but everybody calls me Freakshow.
That's nice.
I haven't been to White Castle in ages.
You know what? We're lost. He may know how to get back on the highway.
The laptop situation really only affects you,
Don't worry about it. He can't hear anything...
Did he just swipe my bowling ball?
and a cop stops me.
Did you like the hibiscus petals I glued to the envelope I sent you?
Please tell me there's another White Castle in town.
An excellent point, Mr. Patel.
The feeling that comes over a man
Living in Northern AZ..."Have you seen a Native guy?" Yeah...only when I open my eyes, though...
When you fuck your girlfriends' sister MY MISTAKE !
I have some bad news and some worse news.
What do you mean it's a non-issue?
Well, that sounds awful
What the hell are you doing? God!
No, baby, come on.
You have one more interview tomorrow morning,
Billy Boy! Get your ass ready.
Soft and chocolate lips
- So what are you in here for? - For being black.
Man, that was so fuckin' extreme!
All right, what's the bad news?
- Good job, Rold. Keep running. - Thank you.
Show them tits! Hell yea!
Shit. Now it's raining.
When will they develop button technology That will understand urgency?!
Mop boy
Awesome!
with a companion believed to be his accomplice.
Move You Retarded Cocksucker (Lynnette), Move!
Princeton.
We're gonna eat before this gets cold.
Oh, yeah!
Come on, Mikey, let’s burn this motherfucker down!
- Where's my spare tire? - I don't know.
Get back on the road. This is my car.
Come on. Dude. Just take one hit.
There used to be a White Castle right here in this location.
All right, we'll get a pay phone,
Why didn't... Why didn't you tell me...