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We're gonna die. He's going to kill us.
You're really not low
Look, it doesn't matter.
You could've asked her if she wanted to come to White Castle with us.
EXTREME!!
I'm so high!
- Are you crazy? - What?
Late-night Math League meeting, homos?
- We don't ever speak. - We don't talk, so that was inappropriate.
- We gotta find the pharmacy. - Dr. Patel!
Now there's some sort of puss.
Roldy, let's go.
Dan
Oh, hi, boys.
Chick magnet. Chick magnet
Move, you retarded cocksucker! Move!
it made me start to crave it, too.
What's it like being an investment banker?
sure got a lot of blaggage.
"What Kind Of Hippie Am I? Man, I'm A Business Hippie."
All right, I'll see you there, man.
Hold on
What are you talking about? It's just a little mist.
and seeing Neil Patrick Harris
Marijuana?
Dick dick dock Cock in pussy
And the award for the least heterosexual statement
Tits! Tits! Those aren’t real? Yes, they are!
Come on. You all right?
I wish we had some more weed.
Hurry up, dudes, hurry up. I'm losing wood.
So I gotta ask you, Neil,
have just arrested a gang of hooligans
When you ask the brewer what the adjunct is for their new milkshake IPA
Thanks for helping us out.
i'm so gay!
Just don't do anything the Good Lord wouldn't do.
When I realized I can quit and make more on unemployment.,,,
That was close, huh, Roldy?
- The cops are gonna catch us. - No, they're not. Not for that.
Are you gonna let 'em hold you down and make you cry?
Yeah. Take the 33 west and take the Turnpike south,
Wesley Alan
We haven't played that since back at camp.
Hellooo, Facebook fam Prepare to gorge yourself
the burgers here just don't cut it.
'cause of all his hideous boils on his face and neck.
You should be proud of that name, son
When has getting high ever prevented you from doing your work?
Have you seen a Korean guy around here?
#2025
Hey!
Hurry up because I want to go smoke weed
I don't know.
And not just one type of hamburger, okay?
Oh, shit!
Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.
See you boys at the office on Monday.
hot. hot!
Women!
and on days that I'm lucky enough,
Have you seen a Korean guy Yeah, only when I open my eyes though
We are not picking up a hitchhiker, man.
Hey, Randy, what
Me playing Diablo 4
Let's do this together.
- What's the fuckin' holdup here? - Shit.
We borrowed your car that night. My bad.
You son of a Bitch
It's a safety issue, okay? There we go.
Perfect!
But why?
What if someone finds us in here?
Never mind me. What the fuck are you doing here?
It's a godforsaken bloodbath.
- 80 bucks, okay? - Okay.
Move You Retarded Cocksucker (Lynnette), Move!
Who's looking after the Kwik-E-Mart while you're gone?
Shit!
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Hey, Randy, what, the devil, huh
and convenience stores.
Did you leave the key in the car with the engine running?
Multiple gunshots fired in Millbrook Park.
It was somewhere between that, getting yelled at by my dad,
Whatever. Even if I wanted to meet other women,
Watch out, watch out
He bit me! I've got rabies!
This whole freaking night, this whole night, is your fault!
probably eat a whole pint of Haagen-Dazs
Come On, Pookie, Let's Burn This M**erf***er Down
The Doogie line always works on strippers.
SHE TOUCH YOUR PENIS?
I don't know, man. Should we just eat here?
They're not known for eating humans.
Dude, I got love on my side, man.
Shawn>>>> Shawns cell b
Forget it. End of discussion.
Put on your wipers.
"I know this is gonna seem completely out of the blue,"
He's trying to break free! Get him!
Bye, Harold.
Dude, I've been cutting my ass hair with them for the past six months.
Felipe Sofia
No!
- Mommy, can we go home? - Get in the car, Bradley Thomas.
Then graduation day came, and we went to college,
Great show. God, I love that show. Doogie.
We gotta go.
I kept saying, I understand I'm under arrest.
Do me a favor and run down and get it for me, please?
Why don't you just go have a seat in the living room?
You know I've never taken a swing at you, ever.
Give me the worse news first.