Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. I know that there is pain

- All right. - All right.

What's the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?

Chick magnet. Yeah

How are ya, Kumie

He's mauling me! He's mauling me!

I love that shit

- Yeah, I'm sure. - It's great.

With bombs and the devil. And the kids keep comin'

Come on pookie, let’s burn this Motherfucker down!

Check it out. Those guys look like a lame version of us.

How are you, Kunie?

every time you bite into one...

escaping persecution, poverty, and hunger.

I’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN’ AT THE PINK PONY CLUB

just asking questions

Hundreds of types with different sizes, toppings, and condiments.

To be honest with you, it's actually pretty aw...

Hey check this out

Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie!

- Let's do it. - All right. Awesome.

- And say good-bye - Say good-bye

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

Probably some old blind bitch!

Name's Randy, but everybody calls me Freakshow.

Should we abandon this project as it gets bigger No we’ve gone too far

Do I look like the kind of brother

Humble County 513 Oh yeah, it’s that good

I love you dada LOL

Don't you worry about that none. We ain't too far from my place.

No, I don't feel like delivery tonight.

No, Neil, you don't understand.

Uh... Yeah, I don't have rabies.

- What's up? - Saikat. What's going on?

I'm already in here because of you.

Book is secured

get yourselves something to drink, wash up,

- We gotta get our bags packed... - Amsterdam?

We're so high right now.

Then listen, listen... no matter what, we are not ending this night

You boys need some help?

Hey! What the hell are you doing?

Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.

And guess what, man.

- I don't have any more change. - Should I just go through?

I'll be back in ten days. But I'll see you when I get back?

Excuse me, how can you give him a ticket for jaywalking?

Now that's a great name

Let's burn this motherfucker down!

Mi casa es su casa.

I'm not worthless.

Gonna get myself baptized, gonna get myself baptized

Joe...............Matt...............Nick

to let you go and fuck it all up!

Hey, I got a plan. Follow my lead, okay?

but Berenson needs me to update these financial models

My name's Kumar.

Try something new.

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

Just one little boil. Just look at it.

Please, like they want to go listen to a bunch of Phish records

Our parents came to this country,

What the hell was that?

- Fine. I'm leaving. - Fine.

Shit, shit! We're trapped, man!

- What... - Sorry.

I was wondering, a) what's it like being an investment banker,

- Shit! - Shit!

I'm sure he won't.

What would JAson do?

Mott, I need you to work Saturday Sunday for me.

I come home from work and I walk through this lobby,

I THINK WILL’S A FAGELEH

You will be there, and you will behave.

A titty flash might persuade me.

You were my idol.

- Holy shit! - Holy shit!

It's almost 5:00, and this bad boy needs to get his drink on.

Yo, dude, how were Katie Holmes' tits?

Hey, PDB wouldn't do that, all right?

What's up with that? Huh?

I most certainly did not

- I'm stuck! - Stop turning the wheel!

And Indigo Park. Ryan

but Burger Shack, they bought this location about four years ago.

Until then, baby

You know... We need some tunage for this.

This is the most fucking confusing movie I've ever seen...

Shit, dude, he's coming over here.

- That was genius. - Thank you.

Stop. Don't do that. Please, do not touch me.

All my work was saved on this computer.

Like a big bag of it.

Your laptop's completely destroyed.

Why? Because it would get stolen.

Praise the Lord!

I'll be back in a jiffy.

What the hell's wrong with you, Kumar?

Now we're in Newark, of all places.

Okay, it's official. We've entered the Twilight Zone.

Believe me. I would love to come home. Okay?

Oh! They've never been better. We love each other so much.

Dude, check it out. It's Rosenberg and Goldstein.

and started throwing shit off that bridge to see if it would float?

- Hey, dude! - Come here!

and I know you don't know me very well... or, um, at all.

Whoa, what are you doing? Oh, shit!

Why did you leave the keys in the car?

Let me go crazy. Crazy on you