Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guy says the highway is, like, a couple traffic lights from here.
That's why I'm paying for your meal. Prick.
Yes, I have. I'm really sorry. Won't happen again.
He likes me.
- Jesus Christ, what'd you do that for? - I'm fucking starving.
Yeah!
Fuck baby oh oh fuck Oh baby oh babe
Hello. Over here!
Gendered third-person pronouns, my only weakness how did you know?
You wanna know what happened??? My nosy ass principal and teacher caught me beating my meat to Lucy Hale and Shay Mitchell pictures in the school bathroom
Let's do that.
- What about KFC? - We've been there too many times.
9/11
Chris
Every time I find a spider in the house...
Just makes me wanna Burn this mother down
Kumar. It's Daddy.
...telling me to stop resisting arrest. - Holy shit! What'd you do?
Now you just have to work on your timing.
Oh, shit. Holy shit.
Hellooooo Facebook ! Prepare to gorge yourself
and I said to myself...
What kind of name is that anyhow? Koo-mar.
You know the show Doogie Howser M. D.?
Calm down.
I know, I'll become a cop.
So, Maria, what's been goin' on?
Okay, what The fuck
- Who wants some Buda? - Yeah!
COME ON, POOKIE, LET'S BURN THE M***ER F***ER DOWN
Is this your special bush?!
- Whoa. - Whoa.
Oh, look.
when you could choose that bush or...
C'mon Vlad
But your breasts look beautiful.
Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' make coffee, you fuckin' whore!
COME ON, LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!
There's not a car in sight. Just go ahead.
Come on Pookie, let's burn this mother fucker down!
I have put too much time and energy into you
IT’S REALLY GOOD
The devil is everywhere
In the bosom of the Lord
She touch your penis?
Shut up. He's right next to me. He can hear you.
sure got a lot of dockage.
you sure got a lot of signage.
Like Cindy Kim.
I mean, why'd you pee right next to me
Cheetahs are used to eating gazelles and shit.
You know the holocaust?
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You have a great weekend, okay, buddy?
Now, why don't you just take this quiet little Asian guy
What in the hell are you doing with my wife?
And if you'll only hold me tight
- We gotta go to White Castle. - Yes, yes!
Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now.
My family and I are outraged
You have a special bond With this bush?
- Yes. - Sweet!
Welcome to the league B Make yourself at home why dont ya
- Ready? One, two, three! - No. No.
I h8 Japan
Are you a fuckin' tree-hugger? Is this your special bush?!
Bullets- my only weakness
Right in front of the door.
Those guys are fuckin' posers.
No wonder you didn't want to go to the hospital.
and I have two gay fathers.
Who the fuck are you, shitwad?
Hey, we should ask her if she wants to come to White Castle.
It looks like you guys have had some night.
- You can do it. - Okay.
I have to ask you. Why are you peeing right here?
- Chill. - We'll be right back, Neil.
Thank you, Mr. Wizard. What crawled up your ass?
while I watch Blind Date.
Nothing much, really. Just a little kiss action.
Hey, dude, check it out... Sixteen Candles.
I love you.
This isn't working.
PINK PONY CLUB I KEEP ON DANCIN’
Thanks.
Run away, you mother...
If you don’t feel like getting high that’s cool with me
maybe you can come over and sit on your ass at my place.
Fuck.
Bingo.
Dude, she's coming back in ten days.
Back off, cock boy.
Plus, how cool was that, saving that dude's life last night?
The patient has a collapsed lung. I need a 14-gauge angiocath stat.
Start the nitrous. Give me two large-bore I.V. S
- What was that? - Probably just a coyote.
I learned a long time ago that there's no sense getting all riled up
Fuck.
And I'll tell the whole office
when was the time i starred in the movie the fast and the furious? when you got over yourself and knew abbott said "hello gangreeniums duck fried gillard is on the menu!"
This is America, dude! Learn how to drive!