Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for having a natural ability in medicine.

Damn! You sank my battle shit!

There's nothin' left to do at night

We're in room 109.

Well, congratu-fuckin'-lations. Your dream has come true.

Uh-uh. Dude, we gotta check this out.

No, dude, I know exactly how to do that.

Dude, I got the yellow plague

We got to go to Hot Dog Heaven. No more detours along the way.

Hey Randy What the devil, Huh

You just try fuckin' with me one more time!

Hey, Rold, I have an idea.

Come on, Mike, let's burn this motherfucker down!

Hey, there's your girlfriend.

Hey, listen, if...

That'll sufficiently sedate the patient for surgery.

but tonight got me thinking.

What are you gonna tell Berenson?

...how about a foursome?

- You asshole! - Wha... wha...?

Soft and chocolate lips...

It’s semen… Animal semen!!!

Why don't you just arrest him? Does that work out for you okay, Harold?

Me on the sixth day of self quarantine

To Let You Go And Fuck It All Up!

Work was good. I caught up on some sleep.

So you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?

- Don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine. - All right.

Freakshow was really shy back then, you know,

I know, Extreme Sport Punk Number One.

Watch out, watch out

with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions

Don't touch, man. That's not cool.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Hey! - Let's get 'em! Halt!

The only girls who are interested in me are girls I have no interest in.

Oh, dude, you should've boned her when you had the chance, man.

See, isn't that the most disgusting thing you've ever seen?

Kumar! The cops...

So what? It's Friday night.

I don't know how much more I can take.

We don't need...

- What the fuck are you doing? - We're sorry. We're very sorry!

You know what? Fuck it, I'm hungry. Let's just get outta here.

That's just 'cause they sound scary, man.

Extreme libertarian!

Imagine all those burgers in your stomach right now.

Don’t look at titties. Buy a car from me instead!

he can't hear what you're saying?

Actually, Harold, we should be getting to the party.

This poor little chicken got away, and now was the pig, it’s not a dinosaur, and now was the dog

Come on pookie let's burn this motherfucker down

Aren't people supposed to be scared of coyotes?

Go walking through the forest

Neil, you wouldn't happen to know

Hmmm, you sure??

Come on pookie, let's burn this motha fucka down!

Somebody should do something.

Me in Tokyo When the Eagles win

Now please stop beating me.

Shawn>>>> ^^<<Shawns cell mate

bullets.. my only weakness! how'd you know?

Dude, if it's two holes, it might not be that bad.

black, African-American.

which they believe to be extremely accurate.

I'll go to Berenson myself.

and she's a hot Latina Meg Ryan with bigger tits.

and some guy hooked me up with this incredible X.

So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.

In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers

Excuse me, sir. Do you happen to know

I really don't have a desire to go to med school.

Every time I think about it I wanna cry

What the hell is going on, Kumar?

today make me want to burn this motherfucker down

and start a Ringers lactate push.

Fine, hurry up.

- I most certainly did not. - Yeah, you did.

Yo, Manny and Shevitz, get up. We're going to White Castle.

There's these two filthy pussies just aching to get boned by us.

Bullets... my only weakness. How did you know?

I owe you one. Just one.

Unless you want to stay here all night

Uh... Yeah, I don't have covid

You know what their parties are like.

Lo he oído todo

of being one of those nerdy Indian guys turned doctor,

When I see Maria, I'm gonna know exactly what to say.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Yes, we're gonna smoke. Do you wanna come back to my place?

You're absolutely right. I'm sorry, guys.

So what? She's kind of fuckin' cute. Let her touch your penis.

You can always get your work done in the car.

Well, since we're all here...

- Dude, Liane is fucking hot. - She's not ugly.

Oh, shit! This guy's gonna die!

and stop this post-college rebel bullshit?

I don't know what came over me.

mando telling jenevieve

You talk to her on the phone all the time.

yes raelene don't knee yourself! oh sorry dear i won't be at a pub then. (knees the face) veruzsles! don't fright me!

Why don't you guys just leave us alone?

I'll talk to you later. Where was I?