Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for racial discrimination and police brutality.

he and I had some pretty wild times back in med school.

The patient was brought in by EMS five minutes ago.

What are some potential symptoms of pancreatitis?

I'm telling you, hit up the Asian party.

Kenny's mom dropped off a big pot of kimchi jigae.

- What the hell are you doing? - I'm not going back to jail, man.

No no no I don't like breaking the law

Yo, I'm in here, dude.

I have a meeting with the Amazon suits and I’ll never get the packages delivered on time.

Excuse me, officer, let me take a couple of guesses.

- Hey, check this out! - Yeah, nice!

Hey, Kumar. Kumar! Where are you...

Yeah, mist, hence the mist setting.

Hunger, Harold.

The Devil is Everywhere

Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... And I’m going to see her boobs!!

if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle,

Fucking assholes.

We'll just take what he wrote down about you and leave.

You sunk my battleshit

You'll see him when we're done.

- What are you doing? - Excuse me, Maria!

his is actually a two-part question.

Sorry. It won't happen again, okay?

I want you to hold me. Papi. I need you.

You’re Glistening

With all the downsizing that's been going on around here,

Plus I have a really large penis That keeps me happy

You know what, dude?

- Where? - Amsterdam, man.

- You sure? - You said it.

It's gonna be a few minutes.

and there you are.

you the king of the forest?

Hemo-globin Trotters... get it?

- What, are you kidding? - No way! Forget it.

Gendered third-person pronouns... my only weakness how did you know?

I leave the decision up to you.

If I were you, I'd leave as soon as possible.

Barracuda to Sparrow, Barracuda to Sparrow.

Eating those delicious burgers made me feel like a new man.

Where the hell is my spare tire?

Boxes... my only weakness. How did you know?

No, we're watching The Gift on HBO.

Did she touch your penis?

I know, but I got a lot of work to do.

- Could I get a little dab here? - Hush now, hush now.

The things I would eat out of her ass… You have no idea!

What about Freakshow?

It was last spotted in Randolph County. South of...

I am serious. You wanna know what happened?

white names Slices only weakness

They're totally gay for each other.

and I can hang-glide and I can ride a cheetah,

After Easter service one day, I told him how much I loved his solo

who are suspected of terrorizing numerous strip malls

Living in Northern AZ..."Have you seen an Native guy?" Yeah...only when I open my eyes, though...

We're gonna die.

Asian tits! I wanna squeeze 'em!!

Do you realize what the hell we had to go through after you took the car?

You guys might have wanted to stay away

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Whatever happened to good old American names like Dave or Jim?

- Dude, we're so high right now. - We're not low.

Here. This is Harold's understudy. You can do whatever you want.

It's really good. It's delicious.

Kumar, shut up.

Absolutely right.

No shit. You know, you might be worthwhile after all.

Hey, Clarissa, do you want to play battle shits?

to put these skateboard punks in jail for the next couple of years.

how to get to the White Castle in Cherry Hill from here?

I am not seeing Cindy Kim.

It's not funny.

Oh, nice. Sixteen Candles is on, man.

Round one of today's Battle Shits Goes to Chris "Liquid Magma" Maker!

Yeah, koo-marrrr

and then go eat just like we planned. Now, just calm down.

you have to go for it.

So you don't even have a plan.

Harold, I need you to update those models for me.

I think I have to go to the hospital.

He couldn't have said that.

meetings my only weakness, how did you know

- Thank you. - Thanks a lot.

the Hemoglobin Trotters.

from the Morristown Zoo.

Living in Northern AZ..."Have you seen an Indian guy?" Yeah...only when I open my eyes, though...

Penis... my only weakness. How did you know?

And if Liane can marry a guy like Freakshow

If he wants to cut me off, fine. I don't need his money.

So where exactly are we going?

Dude, I told you not to bring the beef jerky.

Leland, you don’t ever pee your pants at your teacher’s lap, because she is in her job to do some math together.

You gonna talk to her this time,

Now I gotta go back to the office and redo it.

Yeah, they were nice.

Fuck you, raccoon!

- Fuck you. - Fuck you.

I'm sorry. I can't go. I have to wait for Kumar.

Dude, fuckin' I will see your 20 burgers and raise you 5 orders of fries.

Just makes me want to Burn this ************ Down

We gotta freakin' go to Europe and find Maria.

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

- Chill. We'll find it. - Wait a second... is that the multiplex?

Excuse me, can you tell us how to get to the highway from here?

Hey, Roldy, check it out.

I want something we haven't had in a while.