Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shit. You know what? I left my lighter in your car.

Harold. I need you, Harold.

So you need to just chill the fuck out and prepare to get blazed

Wow! That was amazing. I cannot believe how easy that was.

People have been messing with me my whole life.

Yeah. She's going to Amsterdam. She'll be back in ten days.

Fuck my wife, watch tv Anything you want

Book is secured

No eating until we get to White Castle. Let's roll.

The hell are you doing here?

What is that, like, five O's or two U's?

Why do I have to be the catcher?

and end our hopes of ever going to White Castle.

Yo, is that Cindy Kim?

Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too

- Dude, where's my money? - You don't have money?

You! You had to pick up a hitchhiker! Why?!

See! You said you two had nothing in common,

I wanna come, too.

I'm not smoking that shit alone, okay?

Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too... fur burgers.

Let me guess... the one with the purse is the catcher.

I thought those guys were gonna do the work.

Just pretend you're a nerdy Asian version of Tom Hanks

Dude, fuck that shit. We had plans.

As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years,

I'm not the one who decided to run us off the frickin' road, all right?

What are you doing? Why you throwing the weed out?!

Cole's Extreme Mix, Volume 5? What is this shit?

I will not tolerate this business from you any longer.

You should go to Beth Israel.

Bye. Bye. I'll see you later.

She's gonna have all these suave, sophisticated guys all over her.

I'm calling to remind you that you have another one tomorrow

- Shit! - Shit!

I promise you he won't ever do it again.

I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park.

And I need you now tonight

- Shotgun anus. - Forget it!

Ding-dong! May I interject for a second?

Hey, look at this.

I wanna get next to you

Guys, let me pay for it. It's the least I can do.

Scag! You sank my destroyer!

Let's burn this motherfucker down!

and will settle for nothing less than justice.

Dude, what is that? Is that a pterodactyl?

How about blow jobs? Can we have blow jobs?

Things'll go your way

while you read your lame-ass poetry.

Yo, don't blame me, genius.

No. I want that feeling.

- Great job! - You guys did it.

There use to be a BurgerFi right here in this location...

And in other news, the Muckleburg Police Department

we wouldn't want to have to tell Berenson you've been slacking, now would we?

- Kumar, hurry the fuck up. - All right, yeah.

Fine. You want me to cross? I will cross.

Roldy, dude, you gotta come quick.

Police have released sketches of the two fugitives

We're gonna teach you how to read now, brother.

Make sure those are in by 9:00 sharp tomorrow.

So what are you up to tonight?

Well, boys, I fixed your tire.

Are you hungry?

Sorry, kids, we ain't going nowhere.

No, no, I don't like breaking the law.

You got that med school interview.

If you'll excuse me, boys, I gotta get going. Kumar.

What is that, some fortune cookie?

- Hey, what's that smell? - What smell?

there's a rockin' Asian party down at Princeton.

Or we can take that hang glider and make our leap towards freedom.

In today's headlines, Rutgers professor Tarik Jackson

Listen, for a hot chick,

We haven't gotten there yet. I think I may have rabies.

Look, it doesn't matter.

- Huh? - Come on, give me the double stuff.

diffuse abdominal tenderness...

That land was America.

Dick dick dock Cock in pussy

Living in Northern AZ...Have you seen an Indian guy?

Did he just steal my bowling ball?

That is so not extreme

Dude, get that fuckin' cancer raccoon away from me!

The cars are going. Can we go? How about that?

As for the recommendation, I guess I can make a couple calls.

Asian tits... I wanna squeeze 'em!

I can make the trip if you're willing to.

Something different, something that'll really hit the spot.

I know that there is pain

Dude, I don't know about you, but I'm fuckin' hungry as balls.

- Should we? - I think you should.

One of those Asian clubs she's in is throwing a party at her dorm tonight.

- Billy, you paying for this? - Yeah, I'll be there...

Forget about the med school interview. It's a non-issue.

Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient.

The thought of Gianna's poopy diaper Makes me want to burn this mother fucker down

Yeah, dude! Cherry Hill, man. We're almost there.

whereas the White Castle situation affects both of us equally.

fils de pute nani

Nurses, I need these two doctors scrubbed, gloved,

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Maria. - Still not following you.

- Bye, Harold. - Bye.

That was strange.

Jesus. These guys are frickin' everywhere.

- Hook it up, bi-yatch. - Let's do it.

The mirror's in here. Hey, check it out. It's like a bonsai tree.

I think Kumar's a faygele.