Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's not the kind of tone you want to use

What the hell are you bringing your bag for?

This is not my idea.

After all the shit that we've been through tonight,

with the Anglicized name that treats you so well

Just stay really still. Don't move, okay?

Come on, guys, let's get ourselves some fucking Mountain Dew.

What I said to him goes double for you.

It ran away. Listen, forget about the cheetah, okay?

She touch your penis? What?!

You don't have rabies. We're not going to a hospital. You're fine.

She’s not ugly.

You sure you know how to get there?

- I am stuck! - What do you mean you're stuck?

I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little lost, but, you know,

Come inside, Watch tv, fuck my wife Anything you want

with Dr. Wein from Cornell at 10 a.m. Do not be late.

- I've been tripping balls ever since. - That's crazy, dude.

When you get caught red handed...

There's no sense getting all riled up

More gauze, please.

I'm sorry. Can you hold on one second?

Back off, cock boy

- It's disgusting! - Shut up.

- Take this exit. - What?

...just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down.

are still looking for a fugitive

That is a completely vulgar statement.

Don't you wanna be cool?

Do you wanna play with them?

Is there a problem? You ever heard of jaywalking?

- Extreme! - Fucking assholes.

You know, that was the last of our weed.

That is a corpse. We're gonna die.

and who do we see but your dream girl standing across the street?

Dude he’s desatting !

Thank you come again!

Tits! Tits! Boobies, boobies, boobies.

that I would ever even consider recommending you for admission?

Yeah, dude, I just hate those assholes.

No problem. The burgers wouldn't taste as good if you weren't there.

Should we go back for the weed?

When you ask the head brewer what the adjunct is in the new milkshake IPA is

Who wants the first reach around

Your bad? What the hell are we gonna do now?

Yeah. It was a dick move on my part.

But let me tell you the best part of my day is.

if you don't wanna deal with those assholes.

Dude, that rack better be stacked.

Toby and Matt And the Neighbors

Several of the officers suspected of brutality

This night... is about the American dream.

Then I have to actually pretend that I give a shit

Who wants the first reach-around?

and I'm never gonna have time to get to those.

So is I want to bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor.

You two going to share a curry Slurpee?

Actually, I'm just gonna be sitting on my ass,

That's extreme, man!

He can hear me talking right now.

- Put her in reverse. Hurry! - Shit!

So, are you boys gonna fuck me now or what?

We're an hour away from home,

Yeah, bullshit.

ADAM FRAZIER.... BUT WHY?

What is that, like, five O's or two U's?

that I realized that I've always wanted to be a doctor

Bonus DIRECTV Sports Mix. Frank. Brian.

We're not gonna get caught, okay? We're gonna go get baked

- Rosenberg! - Goldstein!

God, she invites me to everything.

- Should we pick him up? - And get chopped to bits? Are you crazy?

or are you gonna be a Vagina McGinastein about it?

Hey, NPH wouldn't do that, all right?

I'll give you a hint.

I understand the concept of supply and demand.

I want the perfect food.

Neil Patrick stole my car . Neighbors pub singing party … hitting on whoever hits on him

- Marijuana kills. - I love that shit.

Are you serious?

- Harold. - Harold.

Evidently a black guy robbed a store in Newark.

- Hey. - Extreme cashier!

How are ya, Kumie

If we still have time. We might still get by

Baby, I'm a-comin'!

I think I may actually go to my interview today.

Yeah, extreme assholes.

Harold, I'm so glad you showed up.

Dude, that was so not extreme.

That's great. Could we get going? I'm bored as shit back here.

That means the White Castle should be right around the corner.

Tiffany Gomas is a nice, respectable, wholesome women… and I wanna see her boobs…

Be yourself. Don't be nervous.

I heard everything ya said

Hey Steve you wanna play battleshits?

Whoa. Not necessarily.

If you hold on for one more day

Dude, that watch is so hot

Dude, I got the yellow plague.

Sorry. I get a little paranoid sometimes.

- Go, go. - Let's go. This is a frickin' boring spot.

What Dr. Lee is trying to say is that we need to sedate the patient...

Your attitude is just making people angry.

WE GOTTA GO TO WHITE CASTLE. YES, YES!

They were very, very hungry.

Here's 50 bucks for the burgers and 200 for the car.

Hey, put that back.

We need marijuana now, as much of it as possible!

But I tell myself that I'm doin' all right