Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What are you doing? - Maria! Excuse me for a second!

Six burgers. Fries. And a soft drink for only $2.99.

Come on down, man. Take a bow.

on a cop who can bust your ass.

America, Harold! America!

Just don't worry about it. Leave the talking to me.

- Oh, shit. - Shit.

Yeah I've been craving burgers too...

What kind of autistic am I? I'm business autistic

Yeah only when I open my eyes though

Yeah. It was a dick move.

Do you actually believe after the way you've just behaved

- Billy, aren't you supposed to... - I know. Something just came up.

Those aren't real. Yes, they are.

I heard everything you said.

Nothing can hurt me.

Good, 'cause if he wasn't, you would.

So that's your responsibility now, big boy.

You sure got a lot of baggage.

- Jerk-offs! - My truck!

- Where the fuck you takin' us? - Just hold on.

Jesus, what the hell kind of lvy League school is this?

Then what are you waiting for?

Daddy needs to urinate.

Yeah. Fur burgers

Sorry. No, thank you. No, thank you.

did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?

... That Will Understand Urgency?!

In tonight's top story. A cheetah escaped earlier today

Thanks, I guess.

I heard everything you said

I thought you and J.D. Were busy all night with clients.

When you've had enough

i'm so tired of taking care of my kids.

Jeez! This is my baby!

Play with them.

I need that feeling.

It's about 45 minutes from here.

I give this a 9.5!

On a scale of 1 to 10,

Better ruck tomorrow!

-Yes -This is actually a two part question

You've been out cold for the past half-hour.

Hey, dude, you know where I can get some green?

- Hello, New Brunswick! - Prepare to gorge yourself.

What happened to the White Castle?

Let's get us some poontang. Then we'll go to White Castle.

- Is that a hitchhiker? - What the hell?

You should go to Beth Israel.

Dude, I'm thinking you really screwed up by not coming to this party.

THE THINGS I WOULD EAT OUT OF HER ASS... YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

Hey, move your ass!

- Hold the elevator. Wait! - Hey, how are...

I can't wait to see the look on his face

You have a great week, okay, buddy? I owe you one. Just one.

And you break free from the chains

I expect both of us to be blitzed out of our skulls, got it?

thank you, come again!

Hey, what's up? It's me. What are you doing?

ten days in Europe can be the kiss of death, okay?

I'm gonna do this the old-fashioned way.

- Turn it. - It's a good one, though.

Living in northern arizona

There's a pay phone across the street

- What's up, dude? What's up? - All right.

You thought you'd get away with it, huh?

No, unfinished business.

- Are you kidd... - Now that's a great name.

- The guy has all my information. - So what?

Forget it. I'm not getting into any more trouble.

Thank you, come again.

- Henry, what the hell's going on? - Back off, cock boy.

I don't know. I'm running a little low.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

I figured that Neil Patrick Harris was a trustworthy guy.

Plus, I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.

how you both caught gonorrhea from that prostitute in Atlantic City.

- Come, Harold. - I'm coming, baby!

That sounds nice.

Oh, you'd rather have Maria.

I found 'em, and I'm gonna need backup.

Come on, kuchi, let's burn this motherfucker down!

- Whose hand is that? - Thanks, man.

for the meeting with the foreign investors.

I heard everything you said

Yo, look who decided to go see it.