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- Hey! - Hey! Excuse me!
God! You're 22 years old. When are you gonna grow up
Exactly. First we'll go to White Castle...
by the time we're eating those burgers.
Head over to White Castle. It's what you crave.
Hey, loser.
20-11.
leave the work to the quiet Asian guy in the office?
You guys kept talking about White Castle last night so much,
- I'm sorry? - What?
What you say we meet back in our room in about 20 minutes?
But you hold on for one more day
Now, cheetahs are another story.
Well, we're about to find out.
Wise choice.
Wow, man, that's awesome!
Soft and chocolate lips
- What? - Give me 35 more cents.
oh dear grandma snell fancy an art prison? yes one that's embodied!
I do not know what that is.
Did I?
Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club.
Yeah. Just 'cause you're hung like a moose Doesn't mean you have to do porn
but I've just been too scared to admit it to myself.
Wow. Well, that comes to $46.75.
Let's get the fuck outta here.
That's great. I'm writing you up a ticket.
- Huh? - It's a fuckin' sausage-fest in here.
Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey,
We don't have time for questions.
You are one of the finest applicants I have ever interviewed.
You sure got a lot of baggage.
Animal Semen
lol haha
I want you both inside me simultaneously.
As you can see, we have three horrific gunshot wounds.
Oo pussy…
You sure don't have a lot of baggage...
All right, I'm bringing her in. Right, left, left.
Jesus Christ. Thanks for getting me out, man.
- It's just down the hall. - Okay.
You probably just made his weekend.
Beats me.
Can I get you some pink lemonade?
The next thing I know, I'm being thrown out of a moving car.
In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should.
Okay, yeah. It's a little sticky there.
from our special sauce tonight.
We've been craving these burgers all night.
When you see your buddy after his date
I knew you had it in you, dude.
Car.
I'm telling you, dude, things are finally starting to go our way.
.
Really?
- Ready? - Yeah. For what?
Shit.
Well, okay.
Dude, it's been six months. It's time to move on, okay?
No, don't. No. No. Hold on.
Just go.
. .
Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show.
- No, you don't understand. - No, you don't understand.
You're glistening
Thanks to your buddy, we're going downtow...
I told you this was...
- Here, you're driving. - Shit, I forgot my cell phone.
What happened?
- This is your plan? - It's working, isn't it?
- Roldy. - What?
- No, no, no. Give me that. - Don't.
Dude, that was so not extreme. I know, Extreme Sport Punk Number One.
I was walking out of a Barnes & Noble,
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, guys,
get a cab back to your office, all right?
Yeah, me too.
Is that all you Jews ever think about... tits?
Makes me Wanna Burn this motha down
Hey, what's up, George? I smoke buds with George all the time.
- Rock, paper... - Wait a second.
I still trust and love all white people, all of them.
Fuck! Fuck that hippie fuck! No! Dude, this isn't happening!
Living in Northern AZ...Have you seen an Indian guy? Yeah...only when I open my eyes though...
- I got a lot of work to do. - Thank you. I'll do that.
- Put the chest tube in. - Meow. You're moist.
Just fucking talk to her once. It won't be weird anymore.
Yes, I'm a junior analyst.
It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there,
Give me some I.D.
I need you, Harold.
When the whole squad is down to play some PUBG...
I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat, like, 20 of those burgers, man.
Then come to White Castle and try our Slyder Special...
What, a Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
when he finds out I didn't go to my interview tomorrow.
Can we just drop this and get our asses to White Castle, man?
Never mind. Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's just get back on the highway, okay?
Speaking of Cindy, she called earlier.
Presets, Presets ... Use The Presets.
But you have perfect MCAT scores.
No, no, no. No watching. We're starving.
This is awesome!
Human shit
Nice.
I'll tell him what's really going on.
We got a chase on our hands.
I'm gonna kill you!
Me playing Diablo 4
Come on, Murrray. Let's burn this motherfucker down!
I just wanna talk!
Do I look like the kind of brother
...end up with a girl like you?
- You gotta be kidding me, man. - Uh-uh.
Shawn》》》》》 《《《《《Shawns cell mate closest to the toilet
Over here, man.
- Good work, doctors, all around. - Great. One of you clean this up, please.
Shotgun anus.
This is actually a two part question.
she's possessed, she's not possessed.
Delegating files My only weakness how did you know?
- Yes! - Dude!
I'm telling you, those Asian guys love crunching numbers.
dad come on
I was at this party earlier tonight
I’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN’ AT THE PINK PONY CLUB
Yeah Boy
I know this is gonna seem completely out of the blue,
- No. - Are you sure?
- Sexy. - What'd you say?
The things I would eat out of her ass... you have no idea!
I know, I know. Wait for it.
My mistake
I don't know, but we can't let him interfere with our quest.
But he had the most amazing voice,
- Yes. - Yes?
you were the one that threw our weed out the window, okay?
Pussy…
- I'm not sweating anymore. - You're glistening.
Let's get us some poontang
He touch your penis?
I wanna get next to you
God!
What do you think his wife is gonna look like?
I
- Hey, you wanna suck on this? - Uh-huh.