Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't feel like getting high tonight?

What kinda name is that anyhow? Uh-Meer.

This is actually a two-part question.

No problem at all.

Are you a fuckin' tree-hugger? Is this your special bush?!

When starbucks gets your order wrong

I gave mine to that asshole at Princeton.

WHEN A CUSTOMER ASK WHAT THE SPECIALS ARE

What’s that like 5 a’s or 2 n’s

You know, I'm almost completely sober right now.

Nick rice Cock boy

I guess you're going to med school after all, eh?

I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this.

What? You're gonna take that?

That's a very good idea.

Shit! Oh, God, this isn't good.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

You know we're gonna get shot.

Yeah. Just 'cause you're hung like a moose

Is this your Special porch?

Dude, Doogie Howser M. D. Was, like, my favorite show growing up.

- Shit! - That's right, bitch!

Tech does 99 out of 100 on the home checklist and misses 1 Management:

Just makes me want to burn this motherfucka down!

We can discuss all this stuff on the way there.

We've got the severe anal discharge, sometimes violent... a.k.a. Diarrhea.

I told you, man!

Yeah, it wasn't that bad.

I owe you one. Just one.

After we talk to the cops, we're still going to White Castle, right?

when he gets exactly what he desires.

well george i'll tox up those boing boings snok i'm for idden to snok faeces put floor vegemite kfc HOI67 yes program doves down boing boooingbiblinga! boing yes faye i know it!

Fuck my wife, watch tv Anything you want

What kind of hippie are you? What kind of hippie am I? I’m a business hippie

and it's your responsibility to make sure we're high as shit

Patidar doing Patidar things Squad 5, 51

who feels unnoticed, unappreciated, unloved, you know?

And just like me. I'm sure that they adore you

Fuck that, dude. Like I care what my dad thinks.

Dude, it's Rold and Kumar.

that will understand urgency?!

As you can see we have three hole terrific gunshot moves

Sorry. Harold's coming with us.

This is either a really smart move

- This is Harold. - Hi, Jerald. How are you?

Dude, whatever. I'll tell my dad to reschedule it.

- Yeah, let's do that. - Okay.

I seen you two stranded out there alone in the dark,

We've been having a pretty crazy night, too.

We got the munchies, so we decided we'd go to Hot Dog Heaven.

- Kumar? - Are the cops still here?

I most certainly did not

Do you even know where you're going?

Try to get some work done in the car.

It's the Brothers McFag.

- I'm really sorry... - Get your hands down!

But go crazy on you

I told you he's good

Looks like you guys had some night, huh?

every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time.

- Great American name, Harold. - Let's go, Harold.

- No! - Man, that was so fuckin' extreme!

Sure you don't want to get out of here?

Isn't that why I had to do your work?

- No, I just thought that... - You the king of the forest?

- I've never hang-glided before. - What?!

No, not a chance. I'd rather turn myself in than die.

Yo, this is worth 40 tops, bro.

- Hey, it's your dad and brother. - Shit.

the netsuite "transition"

...and frickin' take the next flight out.

and not be able to turn in your work tomorrow.

It's like we went from being completely poor to being millionaires.

Wash rakkoum Wash rakkoum

Forget it. I'll see her when she comes back.

It's 2:30 in the morning. There's not a car around here.

Bullets My only weakness

I really don't feel like getting stabbed tonight.

- Dad, come on. - Daddy is not coming on anything.

Do I look like the kind of brother That would be unsure about a thing like that???

Well, you would have epigastric tenderness,

Baby. Baby. The stars are shining foryou

Shit! That's not a good sign.

Sweet, chocolate lips

Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance,

I’m so high Nothing can hurt me

What the fuck is going on here?

No! What the hell are you doing?

Here. That's sixt... 80 bucks.

Keegan when he hears Jimmy and Sean are leaving

I gotta urinate.

Okay, no problem.

doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

You wanna run back and get it?

He won't have a problem as long as I take it seriously for a change.

Chill the fuck out. He's not gonna look for us in the girls' bathroom.

Shut the fuck up

Let's get us some poontang

20... 20... 208?

one being not so extreme and ten being extremely extreme,

Don't you worry about that none

Are you freaking out of your mind? What about your interview?

I'm gonna end up with Cindy Kim whether I like it or not.

You do realize what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?

so if you boys like, you can go on inside,

Great game. God, I love that game...Duty.

The devil is everywhere

I'm not doing your work for you anymore.

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry