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Hey, baby. Oh, no, they didn't.
Me everytime
- Touch my ears. - Okay.
- Like you were gonna go to the gym. - I wasn't.
But what I do remember is we drank a lot of vodka and shot a lot of guns.
Nope.
Jamie, will you be my best friend again?
Dylan, you can't name one thing that's wrong with her.
Okay. So...
Still into magic, huh?
He's a dick. He's a dick-douche.
'Cause that's kind of the same thing as missing Your Body ls a Wonderland.
- Is that your sister? - No. My ex.
Love to get your concepts on the font.
Are you not an American?
Look, I know that I act all tough and I talk all tough, but really...
It's New York!
Right now.
I mean, a horse and carriage?
- Okay, we're done. - Don't be an idiot, please.
and she's hilarious when she needs a place to stay.
So as a sign of rebellion you got a tattoo
- Wait. Six times three... - Oh, God, you poor kid.
Looks like it's about three of me. So six times three...
Now, see, if you were my girlfriend, I couldn't tell you to shut up right now.
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- You can all go home now! Thank you! - Very funny.
it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with.
Oh, my God. Look, the Empire State Building.
STOP DOING DRUGS FATTY
Why do relationships start off so fun and turn into a suck a bag of dicks From movie "Friends with Benfits"
You know, sometimes a simple yes or no answer is adequate.
What are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?
Exactly.
And also helicopters! They don't make sense to me!
I'm really not.
Madison, wait!
Give me your pants. I'm coming, baby.
They made me do it! They made me do it.
No, no. Nope, that's okay.
oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho beryl oh ho ho beryl oh ho ho gayle oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho "poostick" yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah.
Oh, my God. I'm emotionally damaged. I haven't seen you at the meetings.
Are you saying that Captain Sully wasn't a hero?
because he's the greatest snow sport athlete in the universe
Okay, thanks.
Okay.
And your crazy friend Susie across the hall told me.
- So, no? - No. Not having sex with you.
I can't see you putting on your black underpants.
No, he's landing early. I'm scrambling.
She was the love of my life.
He's stylish, transcendent of sport, has an ass like a kumquat.
- Good to see you. - Bye, honey.
Come on, let's go. One last stop.
That's awesome.
Jamie, you want to get this guy out of my face
Go.
- Yeah, what's going on with her? - I think I messed it up.
What a crock of gas.
I've just been waiting for someone to come up to me in the park
Well, in between the fires and the floods, we get about 10 good days.
Why would you come up here?
when was the time i only had myself to vote? when you had a clutter tax crumb from penny wong as asylum clapham.
- How about this? - It's perfect.
'cause I'm gonna take the boat out early in the morning.
Okay.
Only place in the city you can actually see the stars.
Let’s Play Tennis
I'm not talking to you about this, okay? We're not together.
We're thinking about using them for guerrilla advertising.
I just said lightly around... It's like a little button.
Omg What is this
You never told me you had a hot boyfriend.
- It's women's fault. - What?
You cracked your neck.
Back, back!
- I guess so. But it's good. - Yeah.
You’re men and you like sports!
I'm good.
She was the love of my life.
All right, you don't wanna label it. I understand. But get her some jewelry.
- Ninety-two feet. That's really tall, right? - Yeah.
Little faster.
I don't even remember...
It's not going to.
because that's where she is meeting up with her husband.
What do you mean, What? We said we wanted to date again.
- I'm from LA, just moved to New York. - Interesting. Didn't really ask, but go on.
when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie marley and me? when she had a quarx blue ball with X's mouth ulcer.
I shouldn't have said that. I was just trying to get my sister off my back.
Hey nakie Put your underwear back on
Who's that, that headhunter?
- What's wrong? - Nothing!
Fuck.
Dylan doesn't quite know how to deal with the Alzheimer's.
- Kobe Bryant is incredible. - It helped him.
- Good talk, Annie. - Dylan.
- Okay. - Almost forgot. I got you something.
What, you think I'm all chill 'cause I snowboard and shit?
- Hey! - You're still here?
You look great! You look great. You look like a princess.
and if I'd have known this was gonna happen,
- You want a mess in here? - No. No, no. Sorry.
Oh, good, 'cause I don't know how to do that.
- Go, get sandy. Get all messed up. - Okay.
Everybody had Girbauds, we all wore them backwards.
Thank you.
Jamie!
Because I was too damn proud to tell her howl really felt about her.
Yeah. Just pick him on up.
Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want
- Holy... - What?
No, for a minute you reminded me of a girl I used to know.
What's going on in there?
Which is why I'm not gonna try to sell you on the job,
- More circular. - Watch my chin.
- Why didn't you tell me you were looking? - That's personal.
- Pretty cool, huh? - Yeah.
Only place in the city you don't get reception.
So I ruined it.
That's done. Okay, we could start with this.
I gotta be honest, I feel a little emasculated.
But everyone else did.
Hi, Mr. Harper. How are you?
- Dilbert! - Banannie.
No, no, no. Not the song. This.
- Jamie. See? - Yes.
I'm starving. You got any gin?
And I let her go.
- I'll take the job. - Oh, my God!
It's too easy, too predictable. Go with Shaun.
It's hardwood floors, if you know what I mean.