Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You okay? - Yeah.

I think I found the perfect guy to fill that job at GQ.

So, all I ask is that you give me a little bit of time to gain your trust.

Okay, come on. We really gotta go in.

- Yeah! - Really?

Yeah, you to the John Mayer concert and me not.

Thank God for Bangladesh.

or how to wear white pants to a cookout?

Man, I don't care if you take it. I get paid regardless.

I can work with that.

I'm looking at you right now. I can see you!

Who sleeps standing up?

- How dare you! A lady never tells. - I know. That's why I'm asking you.

- I'm gonna go talk to her. - What?

- Oh, my God! - Oh, shit!

But thank you guys for everything.

He's lost more often than not now.

and I don't care that you failed your real estate exam,

Yeah, you know it.

It's okay, it'll be up on YouTube.

- I can't believe you. - Come here.

Okay, you know what? Can we just talk about this? Sit down.

I'll tell you something that I wish I knew when I was your age.

You take all your recruits up here?

Oh, my God. Do you mind?

- She thought we liked each other. - Yeah, me, too, Dylan.

- And I haven't been acting weird. - Okay.

Here, here, here, I'll take it.

I actually got a call from work.

- Okay. Give me... - No!

That was a better time. Just sex.

No, no, no, we're just friends. We're messing around a little bit.

Hi, Dave from across the hall.

- What? - She left about 10 years ago.

Come on. Come on.

Before you got to know my awesome personality.

- Coffee, my lady? - Yes, please.

Run, gazelle. Run!

Kudos, baby, kudos.

Are you asking me out?

So I just wanted to shoot some photos that speak to that,

What's your problem? Did you have a fight with your girlfriend?

But no complications. It's great!

'Cause last time I checked, work doesn't reassure you

- You just scared me. - No, no. My fault. You all right?

- We should eat. You hungry, buddy? - Yeah.

Come on, what's he think about the job?

Shaun White seems really great. Nice dude.

Come on, okay? You're beautiful.

- Yeah, like the trick. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dylan.

Why do all these movies have such bad music?

Okay, well, do you even find me attractive?

I just think we're heading in different directions.

- What's up? - Come on.

No relationship.

Não acredito que não comprou meu anel ?

Just when it gets a little too much for me down there, it's like...

Not as awesome as this ambiguously upbeat pop song

I got us coffees. Nonfat, one sugar, one Splenda.

Why are you still laughing? At least I gave it a shot.

But the offers still keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me.

I don't say that pejoratively, I say it hopefully.

Just how great you are.

You gotta update your fairytale, baby.

A little grass, a little glue... Not during pregnancy.

- There, done. It's... There we go. - Okay.

Yeah, that's really smart. Let's just not talk about our feelings.

Someone who's in the perfect situation.

which at 17 I desperately wanted.

College, med school, and I haven't slept since.

What about you and your mom?

Here, pick a card, my lady.

I can never go out with her. She's too fucked up.

- Let me get you a drink. Yeah? - Okay.

You gotta be fucking kidding me. All right, let's dance, Clowny Brown.

I just don't want it to.

This is the LAPD. You are trespassing. Get down from the sign.

And we're not friends any more. You made that pretty clear.

- You're doing this? - You're breaking up with me?

Excuse me. We've been waiting a while.

I didn't say I was gonna rape her. I said I was gonna go talk to her.

- I'll send you a check if I take the job. - Don't bother.

You're really gonna carry my bag? You're that girl?

Wait, I can leave whenever I want?

- I liked your hands. - Mouth.

Background check. Did you do one on me?

Come on, that is awesome.

- Fuck you. - Blinked.

That's not 3rd eye blind I'm pretty sure that's 3rd eye blind

- Too gay? - A little bit.

Unless it's out to dinner and a show.

but please leave a message and I'll call you back.

We could move this, get rid of that, kill that.

What was the font on that headline?

- He's a pretty special guy. - Yeah, I think so.

And you're trying to sell me on it.

Be the guy who made the bed legendary again.

PBS is doing a documentary on us.

You couldn't get me out of there fast enough when she walked in on us.

I'm just... I'm flattered, actually.

Can you get him to come out to us?

This is my fault. You deserve better than me.

No, no. Here. You two sit together.

- Was your dad one of them? - No, no, he was long before that.

- Hey, what's up, baby? - What are you doing here?