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Let me buy you a drink.

- I hear he's kind of a jerk. - No, he's not.

I think we should take a break.

Yeah, she's really funny when she's asking for money,

- It's all good, man. - All good.

Nobody cares. You sound like an asshole.

It's not. It's me. I don't like you any more.

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- You really never been up here before? - No.

Looks like New York's all out of blueberries.

I'm not fucking asking you out! I swear to God!

You know what I discovered?

but lucky for me, we are here.

Dylan, that's actually really sweet.

If you don't start shaving up here I'm gonna stop shaving down there

- No, no. I wanna save it. I gotta save it. - No. That's enough!

I'm gonna sell you on New York.

You're gonna get through this.

No, you... Really?

Not my full name.

And thank you for ruining my mountaintop.

I love that outfit. You look so sexy in that.

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- What, are you talking to me about walls? - Yeah.

- What, are you surprised? - No! No. Oh, you are gonna crush it!

No, no, no, no, no. I'll handle it. I'll call him right now.

I have a five-date rule.

- Chest. - Eyes.

- I'm sorry. I... - That's okay.

There were just other factors.

You know these planes pretty much land themselves?

And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day.

- I could sing some Third Eye Blind. - Okay.

Somebody did their homework.

- I like my open spaces. - What are you, a gazelle?

Nice meeting you.

Whatever, Mom. It's not like it's stopping me from anything.

- Stop talking. - Okay.

It's probably Nicholas Sparks.

Hey, bro, that was like a double McTwist 1260.

- No penis. - Then she's no different.

- A little to the right. - Okay.

Stop telling me what to do.

I'm not, but I got that thing... I got stuff.

Ninety-two feet.

- We're just getting comfortable. - I know you are. Come on, buddy.

It was either this or sniff glue.

How did you know I was at Grand Central Station?

Well, not during the final trimester.

You're very sweet for asking, but it's fine.

Jamie, this is my sister, Annie.

You'd be a great distraction for my family.

This... They just called me.

Okay, how high do you think that fence is?

I'm getting married to the man of my dreams.

It's cool, we only hooked up, like, twice.

- Yeah, I'm good. - Here, let me help you with that.

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Oh, you little Christ figure, you!

- That is so lame. - I know.

We both have had one-night stands, none of which we're proud of, but...

- It's actually making me dizzy. - Hold on.

I got him to do something for you. F-tale. Fairytale.

I kind of believe in true love.

Yes, I know what it means, and I feel it.

- It's cool, right? - Yeah. Thank you.

So my daughter is just your slampiece?

Can we stop talking about this?

- Jamie! - Yeah?

- Harper. - Yeah, I got you. I got you.

and acted out a scene from Will and Grace?

I know I haven't been the best mother in the world...

It's just a front to protect yourself from your own vulnerability.

Then don't be a dick about it.

It's nice to feel like you're a part of something.

I'm heartbroken.

John Fucking Mayer

- 32:00 sharp. - I love you.

Job? Absolutely.

- Let's stay friends. - Sure.

Actually, I didn't ask him.

I have to be on a red eye tonight back to New York.

You don't have to be so mean about it.

Should we stop? We could just go for a run.

You're still not gay, right?

Well, apparently it doesn't.

The doctor doesn't want you driving the boat any more.

Like you had just had sex, if you know what I mean.

Anniversary trip to New York.

but this is GQ.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

- What? - Do you know what today is?

Or is it like a coping mechanism?