Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like my New York version of a mountaintop.

Here we have Brooklyn Bridge, downtown Manhattan,

Feel me, Felix?

Dude, I've turned down more tail than you'll ever have.

Come on, ladies. Hop to.

5:00. Be there at 5:00, Dylan.

- I'm good at this. - Says who?

- But, you know, that doesn't... - That doesn't what?

- Dylan, I... - Relax.

He reminded me a lot of your father.

I would believe you if you didn't lie to me.

Isn't that why we started this whole arrangement in the first place?

Well, then you must know what he'd say.

Come on, what's really worrying you about this?

- Yes. - Right here. Eleven o'clock.

Wow, right to voice mail. Didn't even ring.

Because you're actually friends with each other?

Get out of here. Damaged how?

You wanna make money?

Listen to music?

You'll make it up to me. Actually, I was heading into town anyway.

- A lightning bolt? - Eighteen.

Yes, I'm fully aware of your allergies

This is beautiful.

I'll be right back, okay?

You know, there's a lot of stuff you didn't tell me.

Everything that happens in the day,

Well, is he gonna take it?

Okay, so about what happened, I...

SCREAMING MOANING

It's not armor. Air still gets in.

Mom, Mom, you gotta point it at the screen. You gotta tell it where you are.

That's me. Which one, the blue or the yellow?

Before we were sex without emotion, and now we're emotion without sex.

- That's right, we're just friends. - I love it.

Hey, I borrowed one of your books. I hope that's okay.

If I did leave,

What are you waiting for?

Tonight's the Butterfly Ball. Great place to pick up dudes.

I'll just put these on on the bike?

John fucking Mayer!

Here, in front of all of these people?

Yeah, you know, I like to keep things interesting.

...It doesn't mean you have to settle. He's not an insurance claim.

- I am so sorry, sir. - It's my fault.

Let's hit this after lunch. Okay, guys?

- You know, like, five dates before we... - Yeah.

Madison, will you many me?

Sorry I had to use the real Grand Central instead of the fake one.

I know we're just friends, but I'm still a lady.

I was out pretty late last night.

Well, then don't be the guy who shit the bed. Excuse the expression.

Throw some girls in there.

Hey, I was thinking of getting some lunch. Do you know a place?

But they don't want you to get up there, so I guess that makes sense.

Hey! Baby, where are you? Are you still at work?

You wanted this.

I'm almost there!

and has had 10 years of experience in the culinary field.

Yeah, you never told me about him either.

All I'm saying is, it wasn't so much the pilot's skill

I mean, you're looking for a man to be your partner.

- This is just two people talking? - Yeah.

Am I an animal?

Now, doesn't she look smart and knowledgeable about immigration reform?

Come on, you're here for a reason, whether you want to admit it or not.

and shit the bed with it. Excuse the expression.

- Eighty-one? - One.

I'm actually asking you to come because it would help me.

- Let's play tennis. - What?

Someone to turn it completely upside down.

Strictly physical.

- Iced coffee. - Handsome, but doesn't know it.

You know these planes pretty much land themselves?

And there'll be just as many hot girls as hot guys.

You know what, I'll just stay here. I'll be fine alone.

If you think there's even a chance that she could be it, you fix it.

Yes, I'm full aware of our allergies. Y.

Staring at a tree, which means he's actually in the park for nature

Actually, one did call me damaged.

Lieutenant Kali's a West Coast street artist I got into about five years ago.

Exactly! Please, I knew I had him the second he got off that plane.

- Welcome to New York. - Thank you.

I got you turkey, no cheese, gluten-free bread.

Two girls over drinks at Bennigan's. Go.

Sin this is your last warning.

When can I see you again?

The LAPD rescued a local man from the Hollywood sign,

I don't know, it's like cracking your neck.

- Be careful! - Oh, my God.

"I Keep My Socks On. Intimacy Issues."

I know it's a hard-hitting piece, but come on, you guys, it's the Internet.

Go have fun with your mom.

My dad and my sister and her son live here now.

She did. She put it in my phone.

so he gets in at 321007

And every year since.

- You're here. - Sammy!

I'm fucking with you people. This isn't a porn site.

- I love New York. - I love you.

Did you major in Planning at Headhunting College?

Yeah, hey, this is Dylan Harper from GQ. We meta few weeks ago at the...

It's been done. Dunkin-My-Tits-Hynes.com.

It's New York. Now hustle. Come on.

- Right? - Yeah.

- I don't. - No.

You bet your ass, Flapjack!

- Hello. - May I offer you a light for your cigarette?

So I caught the first plane off the island.

Oh, really? 'Cause you wouldn't be here if your life were already pretty great.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Dylan, you are so good at what you do.

I'd write you a check for your bonus.

We get it. Guys.

I know you better than you know yourself.

How smart you are, how great, how funny, how driven.

- Dylan. - I said, Lorna, this is not your bliss.

I was gonna call you this morning.

That actually makes sense right here.

it was electric.

I don't care how upset she is, I get her jewelry, she lights right up.

I like to come up here to think.

And you see, it's already coming between us and I really...

It's so that you know how to feel every single second.