Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

like you like each other, like you love each other.

Did you run a marathon before this?

- Dylan. - ...boy, boy, boy, boys.

Okay, but, seriously, Mom,

Hold it. Any of you gay?

Listen, I think we should stop this.

I don't like you like that either. That's why it's perfect.

You LA folk are so cute.

No longer have a relationship with him.

No. Just stop it. Just stop it.

Yeah, I prefer executive recruiter. Headhunter sounds a little creepy.

Girls, girls. Okay, look. Just blend in.

When we were at that bed and breakfast having sex.

No, no. It's fine. Stay. I already called a cab. It's out front.

Hey, my friend gave me his house in Montauk for July 4th.

but please leave a message and I'll call you back.

- John fucking Mayer! - Hello?

When I see the way people look at him now...

- So, no butt? - No.

Actually, if I'm gonna be completely honest with you,

- You okay, Dad? - Are you kidding?

I just got you a ticket with my miles, it's done. Meet me at JFK.

Hey, I'm here! I'm here. I'm really sorry.

- Misguided. - Exactly.

Do me a favor. Don't quit or get fired before the year's up,

- Really? - Yeah.

The baseball jerseys.

And I never really got over her.

Just trying to keep it realsies.

- Thank you. - So needy.

- What are you doing here? - You met for another job!

He was going through a Kris Kross phase. Remember them?

No, I don't have a type.

- Not if I tell them we're not. - And they'll believe you?

But you can't tell me what company you work for?

- They intrigued me. - Really?

Yeah, but then it's every Saturday for the rest of your life.

A bizarre situation this afternoon in the Southland.

God, it's nice.

God, I miss sex.

History. Personal experience. Romantic comedies.

Fuck, I'm pretty good at this.

no don't start on me noooooooooooooooooo! i don't want any information that's not appropriate i just am a demon noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! it's like you're a cigarette i don't wanna smoke! well mr nooooooooooooooooooooo! williams i don't think you can handle yourself but i'm sorry i nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

some guy would chase me down the street, pour his heart out,

One day, you'll meet someone and it'll literally take your breath away.

Oh, no, no. I was trying to decide what to wear.

that landed that plane on the river as much as the mechanics of the aircraft.

- That's cute. - No, no, no.

he got you and cutout. Forget the douche.

- My butt. - What?

- Nice to meet you. - Oh, my God!

And she's reading a book.

You'd think with these new planes, they practically fly themselves,

The take-it-or-leave-it close.

Was that the same second you leapt onto the baggage carousel barefoot

You're really nice to ask, but I'm just gonna stay here.

You're a great guy.

- Is she wearing Axe body spray? - I don't know. Come on.

You know that I love this movie.

What are you doing?

Sammy. I got it, I got it. Just stay still. I got it, I got it.

The Unseen Fears Ominous Talent

Are you not an American?

When was the last time we spent a full weekend together?

- See them, Sammy? - Yeah.

You never do what you say you're gonna do. When am I gonna learn?

Because this is the happiest I have ever seen you?

I'm just playing, bro.

Thanks, man. I think I'm just gonna work through lunch.

- That's the expression. - Did you understand what I was saying?

- Okay. - So we got the flattery close.

Did you guys fifth-date?

- Wow. Thank you, good sir. - My pleasure, my lady.

- I'll buy you lunch tomorrow. Come on. - No.

Goodbye, Flapjack.

Stop eating, fatty.

I've been trying to take that little monkey to pound-town for years.

Everyone in this city seems really violent.

She's gone. She hopped in the cab.

I have this thing at work. It's called Google.

My Prince Charming?

Do you know how hard it is to pee with a hard-on?

She's a girl. Sex always means more to them even if they don't admit it.

Sure as hell didn't all come from me.

- It was crazy and we shouldn't have done it. - Exactly. No, no, exactly.

It is not you at all.

And everyone's so genuine and level-headed.

- He was taller than anyone alive. - No, but it helped Kobe.

What I do know is that it's no great goddamn secret

Hey. No skin, more pipe for me.

Okay. Hand me your plate.

Pussy! Oh, sorry.

- You okay, Dad? - I'm fine, I'm fine.

- Little bit. - You do know what that word means, right?

Now boarding, track 5, love.

- Excuse me. - Yes?

ZOOM A ZOOM ZOOM A! ZOOM!

Excuse me. May I help you?

- You have a Bible app? - Yes. I am a good girl.

Go show her the beach.

and staple them to your neck.

Please don't tell me you're a dude.

- Okay, fine. - Okay, fine.

- What do we do now? - Have our first date.

- What's with the pants? - He doesn't like them any more.

Put your underwear on Your ass is dropping poop

I washed my hands. With soap this time.

No, I'm a friend. Who knows that every time you curse, you blink.

Should we get out of the way?

Who the fuck is Annie?

- His math tutor called it character-building. - Math tutor?

Are you pissed off at me because I didn't cuddle?

He'd tell me to go with my gut and that he'd be proud of me no matter what I did.

You don't fucking know me, man! Don't talk to me like you know me!

Okay. Only one song. That's not so bad, right?