Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Is this your way of getting back at me? - What?

You know what? Not your issue any more.

The sad thing is, Dylan, I actually thought you were different.

- Outside of Philly, actually. - Interesting.

yes beryl laughrayal? why is the S missing? because someone oozerayaled it.

You bet your ass, Jason.

- Wanna take a walk? - Love to.

Well, thank you. I owe you one.

She's too damaged.

And she's pretty, too.

And by 'purchased goods, ” I mean books.

you live in fear of repeating my mistakes.

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

What, you guys going out now?

This is from you.

who's filling in for julie edwards? danielle de witt hemala.

- What? - You got some pretty boys out there in LA,

Fine. I'm over here pouring myself a drink.

which I don't know yet because all I did was take one meeting,

You know, I like you.

I know that I'm new at this, but what I lack in experience I make up for in cliches.

Hey this is Dylan. Leave a message.

- I can't believe you used to like them. - I didn't like these guys.

Oh, my God, it's 1988.

- Right. - If it's hot in New York,

I'll wait here. Don't worry about me.

Please try not to be late. I really hate missing the beginning.

This is the only landmark this city has other than the Scientology Center.

The light to change.

- Yeah. - I think they're so tiny.

- That all you wanted was to get in my pants. - What?

Hey, hey. Hey...

and without it compromising anything was just so...

Is there no way we could, like, squeeze a table?

Look, the crew's laughing.

I went as Kris Kross three years in a row for Halloween.

I think I'm gonna goin and check the tide tables

I really want to stay friends.

Hello. You've reached Dylan Harper's cell phone.

- Come down. - Okay.

and right in front of us, an outdoor bar.

But friends don't go talking shit about each other,

Friends who have sex? What are you, in college?

Also, you have, like, really big eyes, and that freaks me out sometimes...

Don't lash out, okay?

So this is the end of this?

You fly across the country to explore your options?

All right. Let's find you a lady.

- She did? - Oh, yeah, you should have seen her.

and a little more about the girl that you're dating.

Yeah, that's not for you.

God! I thought LA was bad. This traffic is terrible.

Why can't they figure this out?

- Rub my hair. - Kiss my neck.

What are you doing Am I pooping

Okay, guys. Let's go.

I mean, nice, but it was like talking to dirt.

I'd knock, but you don't have a door.

Hey, man, you can't be up here.

So, when are we gonna see Jamie again?

Yeah. And then you snuck out of the room.

Wow. You'll say anything right now

Jamie, this is my nephew, Sam the Magnificent.

- All right, thanks, man. - Okay, thank you.

Great. I mean, look, I've had one-night stands.

what would happen if julia gillard was a paraceatmol? well i'd crush her but lightly and not tell on meth.

Okay. So, what is your type, anyway?

telamine would work on the tables to make them crumble. yes the flumeing would be at X axis power.

Are you pooping? No..?

I'm just gonna work and fuck. Like George Clooney.

- Sir, this is the Daily Grill. - Make that two.

yes beryl allegation? are you a member of the priory of allegators? yes you quostion allegration i am now it's way past my quostionallegation time.

- What's the matter with her? - I don't know.

Yeah, we're one of these crazy families that doesn't lie to each other.

Wait, hold on! Friends can still hang out and, I don't know, listen to music.

First time you saw me.

I have the perfect body for Photoshop.

Bananas in the refrigerator? What are you, Puerto Rican?

What, are you gonna take the SATs after this?

Mom, it's Prince Charming. You should just know.

Still trying to figure out that subway system. It is tricky.

Okay. Let's see where we are.

He's the reason I can afford all this beer.

Oh, please. It's nice to have Dylan bring a girl home.

No, no, no, no. No. The other one.

Just pretend. He's a magician.

- I told you! - Well, I'm sorry!

Obviously. Look at you.

- I'm gonna get in the cab now. - I'm gonna go make soup!

Let me just ask you a quick question.

Dark curls, olive skin, Cold War accent.

Ma. Come on, we gotta get on the road.

It was fucking Your Body ls a Wonderland!

Hey, do you want to see something really cool?

Do you think guys care more about global warming

I live in Jersey. And I ain't taking no ferry.

This is great, by the way.

- That's Dylan when he was nine. - Are those braids?

It's in the kitchen.

But for New York? Yeah, I would.

all I can think to myself is, I can't wait to tell Jamie about this.

- What's wrong? - We're just doing this once.

What, I can't joke about this?

He is the Sheryl Crow of our generation!

- You been working out? - Nope. Just been eating a lot.

She's also convinced she can cure me of my emotional unavailability.

Two people should be able to have sex like they're playing tennis.

Better be. I'll cut her.

if you’re into that kind of creepy shit

- Shit. - Ah, didn't blink.

I mean, sure, we'd have fun, roll around,

I'm thinking Helvetica but I could be persuaded to Courier New.

- She's Belgian. - Explains the reading.

I know you'll be fine alone. You're not a baby in a hot car.

That's what I'm talking about!

- Dylan. - Dad.

Look, to think that you and I could just have sex

You and that Dylan? Way to go. I mean the whole friendship-sex thing.

- I gotta get going. - What?

Oh, look, the Statue of Liberty.

because I'm the only person outside the theater!

Dylan! I got a cab. Come on.

All right, tell him I said hi.