Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What is this? - It's a flash mob.

Hi, you've reached Jamie Rellis. I can't pick up the phone right now

We're looking for someone to lead the redesign of our entire website.

Just say hello to her for me, will you?

Oh, hey! Are you done with this? All met up?

- It's kind of funny. - It's kind of funny.

Did your boobs get bigger? Mom, I'm over here.

If you tell anyone about this, I will rip your ears off

Maybe she'll listen. There's always a way.

Yeah. Yeah, that works.

You know what? I will come out.

I mean, I'm the only friend you have in New York.

That's really... That's enough of the tennis.

it's 90 degrees, it's like 100,000 degrees.

It's not Third Eye Blind. Can you believe that?

I thought you weren't on call today.

- I didn't know you had a tattoo. - Yeah.

BACKSTREET BOYS!!!

How's your boy Parker? Still staring at trees?

- How was your day? - It was okay.

He's got ears like an elephant.

Because we don't like each other like that.

So, my door is always open.

my girlfriend With me

Just hang on, baby.

- See if I still have game. - Okay.

Something came up. Let's meet tomorrow.

Of course I'm coming.

I mean like a real girl. Not a friend.

Where is she, anyway?

- I know! Give me your pants. - What?

To tel/ you that

What's going on in there?

I'm whispering in the ear of a dead man.

Who would've thought Third Eye Blind could be so prophetic?

Let's have sex like we're playing tennis.

So, thank you again. I'm sorry I gotta go.

Why would you keep bananas in the fridge?

- What do you mean? - Sleeping together.

New York's so crowded.

I miss you guys, but I'm good.

Totally kidding, by the way. Just an old friend of mine.

Whatever happens, we stay friends.

Thank you for doing this before the concert, by the way.

- You did just then, though. - This does not count. I'm not in the moment.

Yeah. Well, it's my job.

And thank you for ruining my mountaintop

I want you to meet my parents.

- Choir. - What?

Dunkin-My- Tits-Hynes. Com.

I keep my socks on. Intimacy issues.

So you guys have known each other for a while?

but this time it's actually in my apartment.

Oh, no, not that one. The one on top.

- We're friends, let's stay friends. - Yes. Yes, this, I don't wanna lose this.

Oh, my God, I just called him Jason.

Well, look, there's no question that you are talented at what you do,

- Chinese fire drill. - Okay. Go!

- What the hell are we doing? - I don't know.

Thank you. That's enough.

And I know you've heard a million times, life is short.

after they play tennis.

Taking something so pure and commercializing it?

- Come with me to LA. - What?

Yeah, bro. You're gay.

because otherwise I don't get my bonus.

Your lips. Yeah. I thought you might be a good kisser.

I don't understand.

It's a huge move.

How'd you know I was up here?

He's from LA. I figured he's into all that bullshit.

is that life is goddamn short and you can't waste a minute of it.

That never works, bro.

I'm even picking him up in a hybrid.

the city's only real landmark.

they could get rid of a pilot and use his salary for a hot lunch.

But he's very visual, thank God.

It's not who you want to spend Friday night with,

I'll make sure he brushes his teeth, and you, don't believe anything she says.

Well, at least let me drive you to the airport.

- We're just friends. - Oh, no, I know.

- Hey. - You made it.

- You made it. - Sorry I'm late.

You guys use the same leave-in conditioner.

Me to my friend

you happy now you pressed the help button and saw what happened? oh you're very naughty don't do it again! you hear that? you've been warned. oh ok now i don't wanna go home yet! oh just for a little while just this once? oh but i don't wanna feel overexausted and felt i haven't brought anything. faye.

- Oh, you poor kid. - I'm not proud of it.

before I break his fucking skull?

I could put up a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs

- You liked her enough to have sex with her. - It's just physical.

- This is a good one. - So...

Thank you. Thank you for everything.

Do these people get paid for this?

I was conned by some headhunter.

You pulled my robe off. Oopsy. Remember?

Okay, let's go boy, girl, boy...

What do you mean you have a fear of heights?

I'm not taking that thing on the subway. I don't wanna get rolled.

so he wants to set you up with his brother.

- They're still breasts. - Thanks.

- Yeah. Hey. - Hi.

Maybe you should care a little bit less about work

Wow, you grew up here?

than the someone who's doing the sweeping.

And then we're gonna sing. We're gonna...

I haven't seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.

- Why am I still having this conversation? - Because I'm right.

The bedroom has better light.

- All right, man! - Look at you!

- Oh, my butt. - Really?

- Like a fish... - Yeah, I get it, Tommy.

Do you know how many men in my life I thought were really perfect?

- A little more... Whoa, too far! - Sorry.

I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie.

The engineering on these planes is so advanced.

I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliché of true love.