Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Empire State Building.
I told him you were my gay best friend,
Grandpa!
and you need to just lock that down.
and try to fix the shit going on up in my head, if that's even possible.
I mean, no offense to your little blog on the Internet.
Your whiskers are like knives.
I have to go to the bathroom.
i've decided that i'm breaking up with you now! i'm sorry things just aren't working out i really am. bags pack! we are finished! no now i really hate myself! it used to feel ok to me anyway! can't believe i knew that i forgot i was married! you fucker! now let me care for you kids, now that my ex is outta the way.
Work your ass off, lazy.
He needs to know that nothing has changed.
How are you?
Why don't you come, and you can meet some new people?
Let's you and me go away together. No men, no bullshit.
- Shit. Get back down. - Okay.
Welcome to New York. Go and fuck a dick.
Well, we talked about this. I don't like you like that.
Yeah.
of the most conventional thing you could think of.
- A little more... Whoa, too far! - Sorry.
What is this?
Listen, Jamie, I'm...
You're just threatened by him
So I guess we should just start.
Okay.
Art director of GQ magazine. This is the big leagues.
MOANING SCREAMING
Yup...
Flapjack.
I like my open spaces WHAT ARE YOU? A GAZELLE?
You know they don't serve food in coach any more?
Your vaguely Middle Eastern beauty.
Are you serious? Why would you just assume?
I'm gonna have some friends over tomorrow.
Oh, come on, dude.
So am I. Who isn't?
Girl, you are preaching to the congregation.
He's a guy. You gave him a five-date challenge,
But you're not wrong, I am damaged.
You said I was your soul mate.
Plane actually did a lot of the work.
I don't think I can be your Prince Charming.
That's rough.
What? I'm excited, I'm on a first date. So...
Come on.
Oopsy. Remember that?
See you, Dad.
- Under one condition. - Anything.
Are you kidding me? These dudes were da bomb.
Yeah, I miss you, too.
and we'd kiss.
- Sorry I'm late. - It's okay. I got us sandwiches.
Yeah, I could. I've been out with a lot of them.
Yeah, me, too.
he's gonna be fine.
We're not engaged, Dad. We're not together. We're just friends.
Why didn't I notice that before?
And you're not wrong, so learn from me.
He's at a photo shoot for the sports issue.
Hi, you've reached Jamie Rellis. I can't pick up the phone right now
Okay?
- Fix it. - She won't talk to me.
Dad?
oh god even i wouldn't ruythc up in god's gym with those cuanksleod runstopsieeudjclekfusisissockleots! and i won't buikner it up with nosnorsy smoekrrkmaskdjdudyranklets!
- Give me the remote! Shut up! - No, I wanna watch it over and over.
You're an animal. Stop doing that. An animal. Stop.
but if you just get in, really go for it, ..
When I got in, you and your girlfriend were on the couch
Come on, they'll love you.
Go to the gym.
It's not that big of a deal.
and then just in a flash, he's gone.
What do you know about women, anyway?
Like George Clooney.
- It's pretty awesome. - I know.
- Nope. - Okay.
Hey, I want my best friend back,
- What? - I'm kidding.
but people do dumb shit.
He used to write for the LA Times for 23 years.
- Yeah. - Okay.
No, no, no, it's fine.
What's going on in there?
I'm just kidding. Slam away.
I just can't get myself to start looking for a replacement for him,
And when I hear a kid's been cured of cancer, I pray it's not by that douchebag,
- Good morning. - Is it always this beautiful out here?
my girlfriend With me
- What, are you gonna leave now? - I don't know. Yeah, I took one meeting.
- Mom! - Mom?
No, did a background check at work.
you met one the other day "george boing reow! i'll make sure you're alright with two trolleys love." oh that's right! i did. well i'll just be alright with two trolleys. that's one i met yet. i'll be scanning anyway for new factoids regardless. good.
So, tell me, how'd it go?
- It was tough leaving my dad. - Yeah.
- Turning to mush. - No.
Is that the Hudson River?
Well, then you think you could use that time to shave your stubble.
- The one with the straps. - Okay.
I'm a little over 6 foot.
I'm gonna kill Annie.
Thank you.
God, I wish my life was a movie sometimes.
I'm thinking Helvetica but I could be persuaded to Courier New.
- Please. - Great.
Jamie, baby, I missed you.
You see, my kidneys are failing...
Yeah, this is where I used to come to think. My rooftop.
Bryce, is this for me?
Who's Annie?
Shut up, Katherine Heigl! You stupid liar!
- Really? - Yeah.
I saw it in a movie. I thought I'd give it a try.
You cracked your neck on the porch. This thing. That's your tell, remember?
Okay. Put it in.
Why'd you wave to me?
- She's not coming. - Why not?
You are naked What the fuck
She's from New York.
But what the fuck do I know? I'm just the sports editor.
We missed Your Body Is a Wonderland.
Does she have a penis where most girls have a vagina?