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- Wow. - Yeah.
anna bunny is from sonic x movie
We sold the boat.
Okay.
When I see someone cursing, all I picture is you blinking.
My pleasure, m' lady
So is paying full price for a book at Barnes & Noble,
Yeah, but he's walking around without his pants. Everyone's staring.
- I'll tell her you say hello. - What?
- Or he's retarded. - Don't care.
but you're actually really emotionally damaged.
- That's not Third Eye Blind. - I'm pretty sure that's Third Eye Blind.
You think Ricky Van Shelton will vomit
About what?
You swear you don't want anything more from me other than sex?
I thought you were giving me a sign. We talked about this.
- Plus, I just got dumped, so... - Okay, I'm sorry.
Great. Welcome to New York, Ms. Penderghast.
Here's an idea: next time, instead of being late, just shit on my face.
- Wow. This is unbelievable. - I know.
- Do you feel manly now? - I do.
We missed “Your Body is a Wonderland”
Won't they think that we're together?
tree-hugging fucking doctor who ran out on you.
- You smelled him? - I wanna buy marshmallows.
I'll see you later.
Sunday
Thank you, Annie. I'll pick up Dad tomorrow at the airport.
A naked girl is lying on top of you and you feel emasculated?
I gotta go find a place to talk. Okay.
because I'm in love with her.
Just mother-daughter. Like a Nora Ephron movie.
Roll credits, roll credits, roll credits. And here come the outtakes.
Why didn't you tell me about her before?
- Check it. - Okay.
We're eating in the goddamn airport. I can leave the steak. Come on.
He's underappreciated as a pitcher, that's all I'm saying.
- Separation of church and state. - Ah, yes.
He's the smartest man I've ever known. He's the only person I'd ever go to for advice.
You know what? It was all part of my plan.
- Where are you? I'm here. - So am I.
Apologies.
- Here I am. - Okay. Here's your contract.
I wouldn't have shaved my legs this morning.
Pretend you were the best friend I'd ever had.
- She's not here, Dad. - I know, that's why I asked. Where is she?
Hey, Dylan? Jamie Rellis is in the lobby for you.
- Let Dylan drive you. - Yeah.
Yeah. I could get to know her inside.
What do you mean they went to him directly?
- You don't wanna complicate that. - I know. I'm not asking you out.
- Yup. - Yeah.
I meant it. It was impressive.
- Like your body's rejecting the word. - It does not.
Doesn't it get hot in LA?
Why?
Okay. You don't like me like that.
- You sure you're not gay? - Yep.
I... Yeah.
Best breakup ever.
I'll give you your choice of closes.
Really hot in New York.
I don't know what it is.
- No, that's okay. It happens. - Nice to meet you.
I'm wearing the only clothes outside the theater,
I was a little into Harry Potter back then.
- Get up. - Okay.
I never said go up. Okay?
And how do you know what I look like after I have...
This is not something you discuss with your children.
Excuse me. I'm Dylan. Nice to meet you.
You can all go home now.
So we won't be landing on it, then, like that flight,
Nice.
Asshole.
- It's the fifth date already? - Maybe. Thank you.
- A little more... Whoa, too far! - Sorry.
- Shaun White? - You look great.
Because if the actors had a good time making it, it must be good.
All right, smartass, give it five seconds.
Come on, get down!
- Really? - Yeah.
To take on the world with.
I can work with that!!!
I mean, it is so not me.
- Nice to meet you. - It was nice meeting you, too.
You don't want to finish your steak?
This could take all the weirdness out of it.
- What? Now? - Yes, now. I had a lot of watermelon.
Hey, fuckface, you want to get your shit out of my car or what?
Or the whole of you could stay.
and not to watch women sunbathe.
Okay, she doesn't want a boyfriend.
Hey, everybody! Hey!
All fast-talking and brusque, like I'm bringing home a carny.
- Say my name. - Dylan Francis Harper Jr.
What else are you gonna do? It's 4th of July, everybody's left the city.
- Hi. - Thank you for having me.
Just do me a favor? Act like you do so that I look good.
me and my girlfriend
What more are you looking for?
Thanks for this. You're good peeps.
How could you possibly max out an Old Navy card?
- Really? - Yeah.
Yeah.
Look at what happened with my mom and my dad.
Just so you know, the movie starts in 10 minutes.
- What's the point of this contract? - Just sign the damn thing.
- A little bit more to the left. - Roger that.
Yeah, I mean, no one wants to go away for the weekend
You did stalk me for six months. Kind of creepy.
- Do you wanna take some food to go? - Do you want me to saw you in half?
Have fun. I think this is great.
Is it your special time? They have an app for that. No, wait.
Sorry, I had to fill out a lot of your paperwork.
Was...
- Careful! Careful. - Sorry.
Oh, thank God. Horses actually scare the shit out of me.
and I don't think I can handle that.
- Where are you taking me? - You'll see.
MOANING SCREAMING
- No, no, no. I think you're great. - Yeah, you, too.
What's wrong with the couch? It's less emotional.
- I'm in. - What?
It's a huge opportunity Dylan.