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Aah! Ow!
--Versus the Archers of Loafcrosse.
it's not Algonquin for anything
Oh, right, right. Right, of course, of course. Not him. Start with Lana.
MALORY: He what? What? You little--
What about me? Yeah, and me?
Men's pajamas? For God's sake, woman, Where is your pride?
What’s your blood type? How would I know?
Get Cyril in here! I need him to find a way to pay for all this!
Just trying all my usual passwords.
Jeez, how about a little warning? I said, down, herd.
Who's playing? LANA: Archer.
Hang on.
ARCHER: No thanks to you.
Okay... then i guess
Get your coat. We're Leaving. Before This Cruddy School Burns To The Ground.
Today, please! BUCKY: Unh!
...unless you have a better idea. State-dependent memory.
No, I'm A-negative too. Eh? Blow it up.
ARCHER: How you doing, Riley? How the hell do you think I'm doing?
Ray, I'm kidding. Don't be like that.
You got me. Well, that's just super.
How would you not? Who am I, Karl Landsteiner?
Goddamn it, Archer. Ray needs O-positive blood or he's gonna die.
So now you thinking, "Did he fire eight shots, or only--?"
So every time it doesn't, I just assume it's not her, not calling to say they--
You know what? Yes. Here's what we do.
A helicopter. There's an old Huey down by the dock...
Lana.
RILEY: Which this idiot shot to pieces--
...of the gay man as a collegiate cheerleader.
Ray?
They should've rescued Sterling and Rip from the pirates hours ago.
Ha. There's a lesser man than you?