HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I TOLD YOU YOU CAN DO THIS.
WHO, YES, HAS SCREWED UP A BIT IN HER LIFE
[ KNOCKING ] JEEZ.
SO FOR TODAY, WE SHALL STOP UNTIL NEXT WEEK.
HE DESERVES A MOISTENED TOWEL!
T.J., COME ON.
IF THAT EVER HAPPENS, YOU ARE GONNA LOOK BACK
YOU COULD HAVE WITNESSED SOMETHING GOOD FOR YOUR MOTHER
L-A-U-N-D-R-Y. THAT'S RIGHT.
COME ON, KNOCK IT OFF!
ARE YOU GONNA STAND ALL NIGHT? IF I STAND, THERE'S NO LAP TO DANCE ON.
OXFORD? THAT'S --
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
don't yaii me
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.
I'M WEARING A WHITE DRESS...
I DO NOT WANT YOU TO SLEEP WITH THE ZUCCHINI.
THEY KNOW.
AND NOT REALIZING THAT PEOPLE WOULD RESPOND
I'LL MEET YOU AT YOUR HOUSE. WE'LL WALK OVER TOGETHER, OKAY?
AND I DON'T HAVE A FULL LOAD OF WHITES,
HERE IN THE SQUARE, A RENAISSANCE THING.
HE WANTED A TOWEL.
IT'S LOOKING REALLY GOOD.
SURE, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
YOUR MARRIAGE TO NICOLE -- NOTHING BUT WEIRD.
THERE'S A "Y" BUT NO "I-E," AND A "U."
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
DID I KNOW THIS? I GUESS NOT.
I MEAN, I HAD THE KEYS.
OKAY, YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN HERE.
THIS SHOULD COVER IT.
I ACHIEVED THIS GREAT SENSE OF CALM.
IT'S A STRAY. IT'S PASSING THROUGH.
I'LL JUST TELL YOU THE PRICES.
YOU WERE GONNA ASK HIM AFTER CLASS,
IF YOU EVER MANAGE TO GROW UP AND GET YOURSELF TOGETHER
I RECALL TOTO RUNNING THROUGH FIELDS OF IT.
TOOK IT LIKE JESS.
THERE'S NO "U."
HE'S GOT TWO GROWN KIDS. WHERE ARE THEY?
YOU WE BARGAINING.
FAT! FAT!
COULDN'T BOOK MY USUAL TABLE AT LE CIRQUE.
HEY. WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM?
NOT YOUR SCENE?
NO, ROY, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
YOU SAID IT WAS IMPORTANT.
HE'S NOT COMING.
How can you be so mean to me When I only managed to line one of my eyes?
APPARENTLY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO ME.
I GUESS WE'RE AT A STALEMATE.
* IF YOU NEED
THEY BUILD A BIRDBATH, INSTALL A TOWEL BAR --
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
FOR FREAKING OUT ABOUT DUMB THINGS LIKE ZUCCHINI
YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD OTHER RELATIONSHIPS LIKE THIS.
ALL OF US OR...
COME SIT DOWN.
WE'VE GOT OUR RENAISSANCE-FAIR BUDS ALL PITCHING IN.
HOW TO BE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND,
THAT'S ANOTHER RULE.
SO, THIS IS REALLY GETTING SERIOUS.
UM...
OF COURSE I AM. YOU'D BE 800th ON THE LIST.
ENJOY.
I JUST BROKE UP WITH SOMEONE.
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? LAST WEEK.
Sookie: YOU'LL DO THEM LATER.
YOU CAN GO IN NOW.
I'M 19. I SHOULD BE ROLLICKING. ASHER DOESN'T ROLLICK.
DEAN, WE APPRECIATE YOU WORKING LATE ALL THIS WEEK.
GREAT.
AND WHEN IS THE DESK COMING?
[ LAUGHTER ]
top bottom