Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'LL BET IT WAS HARD. I'LL BET YOU FELT RIDICULOUS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

BECAUSE THEY KNOW I'M A LOSER AND I'M DESTINED TO BE ALONE.

I MEAN, HEY, I GOT YOU THERE, RIGHT?

I'M GONNA GO SAY GOODBYE TO SOOKIE.

IT'S REALLY NICE MEETING YOU.

THESE DAYS, THERE'S NOTHING I'D RATHER DO IN THE WORLD

AND SAVED IT FOR WHEN WE COULD WATCH IT TOGETHER,

THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.

I'M GOING FIRST.

I'M NOT GONNA KIBITZ.

THAT IS THE KEY.

THEY'RE NOT EVEN EASING ME INTO THIS, THOSE BASTARDS.

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO

DID YOU GET YOUR TOWEL?

WHEN I ONLY MANAGED TO LINE ONE OF MY EYES?

THEY'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BECOME A CRAZY CAT LADY.

I'M STILL HERE.

I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

AND NO ONE'S BROUGHT HIM A MOISTENED TOWEL.

TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH, AND SHE WANTED TO GO OUT,

YOU'RE FUNNY. SHE'S FUNNY.

I DON'T WANT YOU TELLING HER EITHER.

CALM DOWN, TAKE A SEAT, AND LET US CONTINUE OUR WORK.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE WAY HE WAS STARING AT THE CEILING,

AND WE ALL WIN.

YOU'RE PUSHING US ONTO THE FAINTING COUCH.

THEY CAN'T WAIT TO BE SOUP.

EXCEPT THE ONE I WANT.

OH, I COULD USE A LITTLE BREAK.

YOU TOLD ME I HAD TO.

YOUR MOTHER'S GETTING MARRIED, AND YOU'RE NOT COMING.

AND FEEL LIKE A BIG STEAMING MOUND OF CRAP

IT WOULD HUMILIATE THEM IF THEY KNEW

WHATEVER, DEAN.

HE PROBABLY DIDN'T ROLLICK WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER EITHER.

THE PLACE IS GREAT.

TO DROP SOMETHING.

YOU HAVE TO LOWER YOUR VOICE.

TOUGH GUY, HUH?

TRUST ME, MY FRIEND -- IT WILL GET EASIER,

WHO THE HELL IS JUDY?

LORELAI, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SHEL SAUSMAN.

SO I RUSHED HIM HERE TO THIS CHOP SHOP

HE WON'T LET ME TOUCH THE BANISTER EITHER.

WELL, I THINK I'M GOING TO GO TALK TO HIM.

TO THE ZUCCHINI PATCH.

WHO DO YOU WANT TO SHARE THE NEWS WITH?

HEY, NICE PLACE. YOU PUT THOSE HOLES THERE YOURSELF?

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN NEW THINGS --

THAT'S GOOD, TOO. [ CHUCKLES ]

I TOOK IT VERY PERSONALLY.

I DON'T KNOW. IT'S OKAY.

WE NEED MONEY! YOU KNOW THAT, LINDSAY!

I HEARD THE WATER PRESSURE SUCKS IN ROOMS 10, 12, AND 15.

DON'T ADD STUFF FROM YOUR TO-DO LIST TO MY TO-DO LIST.

I'M A MESSENGER. I GOTTA GO.

...YOU'RE A ROAD IN NEED OF SOME REPAIR.

YOU SAID TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

IT'S NEVER GONNA GET DONE. IT WILL GET DONE.

AND THE OTHERS GET TO PICK FOR THE PERSON,

YOU SAID IT, BROTHER, MY BROTHER.