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WHAT'S WITH THE CARROTS?
WHICH ONE ARE WE GONNA WATCH?
DON'T ADD STUFF FROM YOUR TO-DO LIST TO MY TO-DO LIST.
AND THERE'S A POSSIBILITY OF A COLD FRONT.
I CANNOT CHANGE THAT, AND I'M GONNA STOP TRYING.
OH, I RARELY LISTEN TO ANYTHING ANYBODY SAYS.
I APPRECIATE THE EXTRA CASH.
YOU'D MAKE A LITTLE LESS LISTS.
[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ]
HERE. I'M DONE WITH THEM.
OH, SURE, IF YOU WANT ME TO.
YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT OUT HERE.
THEY LOOK GOOD TO ME. GOOD, NOT GREAT?
YOU'D NEVER WANT FOR CHICKEN.
HELLO?
OH. UH... THE WIRE SNAPPED.
ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THESE STARS?
GOOD ONE.
BUT, I MEAN, IF YOU REALLY HATE YOUR MOTHER THAT MUCH,
YOU ALWAYS EAT DINNER EARLY ON FRIDAYS AND WATCH TV
MICHEL, WAKE UP.
AH, YOU'RE HERE.
OH. WELL, THANK YOU.
THAT'S NICE, LINDSAY. THAT'S REAL NICE.
YOU'RE NEVER BUSY ON FRIDAY NIGHTS.
WE SLEPT WITH THE ZUCCHINI?
WELL, THINGS CHANGE, MY FRIEND.
I'M SO SORRY, GUYS.
IT'S GREAT -- HORSES, COSTUMES, REALLY BIG TURKEY LEGS.
LIKE HE WAS LOOKING AT GOD.
WHERE'S HE GOING? HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO GO.
IT'S NOT FUN GOSSIP.
I LOVE MUD, I LOVE WRESTLING, I LOVE GIRLS.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU NEEDN'T HAVE STAYED.
ENJOY YOUR EVENING.
AND HE KNOWS HOW IMPORTANT THE ZUCCHINI IS, SO...
HELLO! WE'RE MARRIED HERE!
COME, COME.
ASHER ASKED FOR A MOISTENED TOWEL 20 MINUTES AGO,
I WONDER IF ANYONE'S EVER KICKED AN AUDIOTAPE'S ASS.
I WASN'T SURE WHAT FOOD I COULD EAT.
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT ON DAYS WHEN LULU IS WORKING,
YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT ME -- NEVER.
FIVE OF THEM. AND I'M VERY GRATEFUL.
THERE'S A "U" BUT NO "Y."
THAT'S KIND OF WHY I'M HERE, TOO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I HAVE TO RING THEM UP.
DID I BELIEVE YOU?
MICHEL, YOU'RE NO LONGER ASKING FOR 10 REFERENCES
OH, WAIT -- THAT'S THE CANADIAN PRICE.
OH, MAN. WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF LOSERS.
THANKS FOR THE DRINK. I OWE YOU.
I'LL JUST TELL JACKSON HE HAS TO HAVE THEM.
I SPOTTED HIM THROUGH THE CURTAIN
SOOK, SOOK.
THAT'S ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT.
I WANTED TO GET THAT TABLE.
OKAY.