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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
THEY'RE NOT LIKELY TO CROSS MY PATH.
A LITTLE CONTROL IN A WORLD WHERE LITTLE IS CONTROLLABLE.
THANK YOU, ANGEL.
SO, HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THIS SO QUICKLY?
AND TO KEEP THEM SAFE, NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.
HOW YOU DOIN', T.J.?
[ CHUCKLES ]
AND YOU MISS THAT, YOU REFUSE TO BE A PART OF THAT,
WHEN SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE --
I GIVE UP.
TONIGHT I GOT INTO A FIGHT AT A STRIP CLUB WITH MY NEPHEW.
OH, MY GOD. I HATE NATURE.
OFFER FREE ADVICE ON THINGS THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE I CAN FIND MYRTLE?
TABLECLOTH SUPPLIES. I CAN DO THAT.
SHE PICKED THE WRONG GUY AGAIN."
WILL YOU LET ME SCAN THE BOOK?
BIG GULPS, LOTS OF SUGAR.
UM...SYLVIE, HORSE FEED. JACKSON, GARDEN STONE.
AND HE COULD LIVE ANOTHER 40 YEARS.
WHAT'S THAT, FARM JARGON?
LUKE, HI.
[ SIGHS ] I DON'T THINK I'VE SAID THAT ENOUGH.
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A TURNING POINT.
AND I'M HUNTING DOWN WHEAT STALKS
ARE YOU HAPPY FOR ME?
BYE.
OH, MY GOD. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
YOU'RE SAYING THAT "SLEEPING WITH THE ZUCCHINI" MEANS...
WHAT'S WITH YOU?
MICHEL!
I WANTED TO SIT THERE.
AND I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY WITH YOUR TO-DO LIST AND ALL,
I SAW HER WHEN I WAS HERE A FEW MONTHS AGO.
I ALREADY TOLD YOU YOU COULD HANDLE IT.
OH, MY GOD! THERE ARE TWO OF THEM.
THAT'S MY LIST -- EVERY CHINESE PERSON IN THE WORLD.
AREN'T YOU GONNA SIT?
YOU'VE PROBABLY BEEN LAUGHING AT ME ALL THESE MONTHS.
AND IT GOT HEATED AND VICIOUS,
SORRY.
DAD WAS TRAVELING AND SHE HAD A FUNCTION.
JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOING.
WHO COULDN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND
THIS CAN'T GO ON. IT'S TOO WEIRD.
HE'S NOT THAT CLOSE. HE'S CLOSER THAN ME.
THAT'S BETTER THAN A BUN IN YOUR OVEN.
HE'S GETTING DRESSED. HE SHOULD BE OUT IN A MINUTE.
THEY SAY IT ON ALL THE HOSPITAL SHOWS.
I'M LIKE VANESSA REDGRAVE IN "CAMELOT."
AND HIDING IT.
Sorry.
YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY SELFISH.
I'M GONNA GO OUT AND CHECK WITH MICHEL ON SOMETHING,
NOW YOU ADD THAT.
AND HE WAS HAVING THESE PAINS.
GOOD. I'M GLAD.
IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'VE GOT PLACES TO BE.
IN VERY LOVING AND NUTTY WAYS.
I DON'T TAKE HIS CLASS. PEOPLE WILL GET SUSPICIOUS.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HE DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE A LAP.
OR A "U."
IT'S UP TO YOU.
THANK YOU.
AND HE'S RECENTLY DIVORCED.
YOU WANT TO SEE THE KITCHEN? THE STOVE IS A THING OF BEAUTY.
LUKE IS MY... SPECIAL FRIEND.
I GUESS I NEED TO START
I'M GUESSING JETHRO TULL OR JETHRO TULL.
HEY, TOM. NICE WORK HERE.
BUT OPEN, HONEST, LIFE-AFFIRMING LOVE.