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A LAP IS AN ILLUSION.
AND HE HAD HIS EYES OPEN AND WAS JUST STARING AT THE CEILING.
KNOCK IT OFF!
YOU ARE GONNA REGRET THIS.
ASHER ASKED ME TO GO TO OXFORD WITH HIM THIS SUMMER.
IF I CRAVE LOVE, I DESERVE LOVE.
FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS.
MEN, A QUESTION -- WHAT IS FANTASY?
WHERE ARE YOU?
AFTER ALL, I'M...OLD.
I'M MAKING YOU SOME OATMEAL.
I CAME HERE BECAUSE OF YOUR REPUTATION.
EVERY SINGLE OTHER TABLE IN HERE IS EMPTY.
THEY LOOK GOOD. GOOD, NOT GREAT?
ACTUALLY, AT THIS MOMENT, IT IS A LITTLE.
GREAT IDEA. AND I WASN'T GONNA KIBITZ.
BUT HOW DO YOU GET IT? HOW DO YOU GET THIS LOVE?
FOUR. I GUESS FOUR'S OKAY.
WHY NOT?
YES. I LEFT MYSELF A COUPLE OF MESSAGES LAST NIGHT.
I PROOFED THESE PAGES A MILLION TIMES.
RORY, HI.
LIZZIE, I DON'T KNOW. HOW AM I DOING?
CAN I SEE THE BOOK?
NO MORE ANGER, NO MORE FRUSTRATION.
THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE,
THE COURT JESTER.
IT'S ALL GOING TO BE COMING OUT EVENTUALLY.
IT'S A "Y" -- THIS IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE.
YOU CHANGE YOUR PHONE NUMBER WEEKLY.
I'M SLEEPING WITH THE ZUCCHINI. DIDN'T YOU TELL HER?
OH, I CAN'T STOP DRINKING THE COFFEE.
TAKE IT.
YOU CAN'T DEFINE LITERATURE IN TERMS OF THE AUDIENCE.
NO -- RUN THIS PLACE, HANDLE ALL THE STRESS?
IT IS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU.
THAT SOUNDS BAD. IT WASN'T GOOD.
IT'S GOING TO TAKE INTROSPECTION.
WE NEED TO SUPPORT THIS THING TO GIVE IT A CHANCE.
OKAY, THE PILLOWS ARE HISTORY.
ARE YOU YELLING AT ME OR THE CAT?
HE'S LIKE SUPER MR. FIX-IT MAN.
WHAT? HE HAS PAINS, HE WOBBLES.
LET'S GET DOWN TO IT.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD TALK.
OH, AL.
AS LATE AS YOU WANT -- DAVEY'S WITH HIS GRANDPARENTS,
OH, I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER.
SHE WAS MAD BECAUSE HE WAS WORKING LATE
IT SHOULD BE FUN. THERE'LL BE TURKEY LEGS.
OH, NO, THANKS. I'M JUST HERE FOR A BACHELOR PARTY.
AND I WANT YOU THERE... AND YOU OWE ME.
THE PLACE LOOKS THE SAME.
RIGHT.
WHEN YOU'RE IN PAIN, WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO COMFORT YOU?
AND IF YOUR SCORE IS 40 OR ABOVE,
JEEZ!
WHEN YOU TRAVEL, WHO WOULD MAKE YOUR TRAVELS MORE ENJOYABLE?
THERE'S GIRLS WALLOWING AROUND IN SLIMY DIRT,
[ GASPS ] JACKSON!
DON'T ADD STUFF FROM YOUR TO-DO LIST TO MY TO-DO LIST.
MICHEL, CURTAINS. TOM, BANISTER AND MUD-SINK VALVE.
AND DROP THIS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR YOU ARE SO FOND OF,
OLD GELATO?
OF COURSE I'LL GO TO YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.
OH, PLEASE. YOU ARE THE MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL PERSON I KNOW.
COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE --
Lindsay: DEAN, COME ON. Dean: LINDSAY, I'M WORKING.
LORELAI. 28 TO GO.
WE'D BEEN DATING FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW.
THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN A YEAR.
IF YOUR SCORE IS BETWEEN 30 AND 40 POINTS,
EITHER WAY IS GOOD.
I THOUGHT I WOULD DO SOME LAUNDRY,
WHY DO YOU NEED WHEAT? LIZ'S WEDDING.
[ HORNS HONKING ]
LIFE. I'VE LIVED.